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What does it mean if you look down and see four balls instead of two?

Careful, you might be getting screwed.

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many rudeboys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twenty. 1 to drop it, 19 to go "Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up".

How Many Dragonball Z Characters Does it Take to Screw in a Light-bulb?

Just one, but it will take 4 episodes.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What famous painting do cows love to look at?

The Moona Lisa!

What did the math text book say to the Shakespeare text book?

Look, buddy, I've already got a lot of problems, and I really don't need any of your drama.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What does Bill Cosby have in common with a Pokemon trainer?

He makes sure his catch is weak before he throws his balls at them.

What do a wicked stepmother and a gag reflex have in common?

They both keep you from getting to the ball!

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What do you get when you put birthday candles on a pizza?

You can't figure it out I mean, it's a pizz'a cake.

What does TTYL mean?

I replied, "Talk to you later". So she responded, "No! Talk to me now! What does it mean "