What does it mean if a dude looks down and sees four balls instead of two?

He needs to be very careful, because he may be getting screwed.

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How many Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one... But it takes 4 episodes and Krillin dies...

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Two, but I don't know how they'll fit inside the bulb

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Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.

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Because the resemblance was uncanny.

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Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports?

Because she always ran away from the ball &ltp&gt My favorite joke since I was little

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She kept running away from the ball

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Well it depends on what you mean by change.

What's the deal with the phrase "door ajar"?

I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?

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What was the deal with that dude wearing a tie and an apron at brunch?

He kept writing down everything we said, he gave me the crepes.

What the 0 said to the 8?

Nice belt, dude!