What does it mean if you look down and see four balls instead of two?

Careful, you might be getting screwed.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

How many Coldplay members does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first.

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Why does your face look like a donut?

Me 30 minutes into dieting

How do you start a joke about Vladimir Putin?

By looking over your shoulder.

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What's a priests least favorite thing about New Years?

The balls drop.

What do you call a man who is too proud of his balls?

Ego-Testicle.

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What is the average Math teacher like?

Mean.

Where were you born?

Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.