When fish play football who is the captain?

The team's kipper!

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What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3

Why did the cow slap the bull?

He didn't play well with udders.

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How many surrealist does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fish

Why do you have to take more than one Baptist with you when you go fishing?

Because if you just take one, he'll drink all your beer.

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Where do people in Ghana go to watch football?

The Ghanarena

Why do pirates love football so much?

Cus they love to count YAAAARds.

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Why was the Bhut Jolokia picked to be the captain of the cheer squad?

Because it was the hottest pepper.

What is the captain of the starship enterprise's favorite drink?

Picardi and coke