When fish play football who is the captain?

The team's kipper!

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Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!

Why do Australians take forever to play chess?

Because they never make it past the first check, mate.

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Why was the fish processing factory built beside the computer factory?

So that they could make fish and chips.

What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?

DAM!

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What's the difference between a tv remote and a newborn?

You can't play football with the remote.

Why did the football go to the bank?

To get is quarterback.

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What did Captain Kirk do in the head?

He Shatner.

How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?

Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.