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When fish play football who is the captain?

The team's kipper!

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Why did the lion lose at poker?

He was playing with a cheetah.

Who.. Plays The Guitar.. Boy: How Do i play the guitar?

Girls: You Should be on TV for your talent. Boy: Am i so good..... Boy: if you were on TV, i can atleast switch it off...

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What did the fish say to the man draining its aquarium?

WATER YOU DOING

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fish

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How do you know if someone doesn't like Football and isn't going to watch the Super Bowl?

They'll tell you

Why were the flies playing football in saucer?

They where playing for the cup!

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What's the difference between a captain and a lt.col?

A major difference.

What does the captain of the USS Enterprise do for exercise?

Jean-Luc Picardio