Why do pirates love football so much?

Cus they love to count YAAAARds.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What has two feet, two hands, two eyes, and two noses?

Two pirates.

Why are pirates so mean?

They just ARRRRRRRRRRR!!!

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What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

Why did the pregnant woman love to tell jokes?

Because she had a pun in the oven!

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

How does a blonde count a thousand sheep?

She counts the legs, and divides by 4.

What do Dothraki use to count their horses?

A Khalculator

Football Jokes More Football Jokes

What's the first sign of football in the bible?

Jesus going up for the cross!

What did the football say to the football player?

I get a kick out of you.