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Why do pirates love football so much?

Cus they love to count YAAAARds.

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What do pirates say when they find buried treasure?

Thanks for the gold!

How much do pirates pay for earrings?

Somewhere around a buck an ear.

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Why did the SpaceX rocket explode?

Because I don't love you anymore.

What do you call a gynecologist who really loves his job?

Ovary Enthusiastic

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

Why is it so hard to keep track of counting in Afghanistan?

Because of the Taliban (say it out loud)

What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11?

Nin, ten, "....I'll leave now.

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Why are Italians so good at football?

Because it involves changing sides halfway through.

Why did the feminist sign up for football?

She wanted to be the center of attention.