Why do pirates love football so much?

Cus they love to count YAAAARds.

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What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?

Shiver me timbers!

What does a pirate get when he walks into a second-hand shop?

Disappointed.

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Why does God love atheists?

Because they don't bother Him with incessant prayer.

What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!

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How does the farmer count up his cows?

With a cowculator.

What can a monster do that you can't do?

Count up to 25 on his fingers.

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Why did the football go to the bank?

To get is quarterback.

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

It was a boxer!