Why do pirates love football so much?

Cus they love to count YAAAARds.

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What does a pirate call three feet?

A YAAAARRRRGGGG!! Oh look a door.

What kind... What kind of vitamins pirates take?

Vitamin "D".

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Why do Canadians love Syrian Refugees?

More moslem guys who can convert canadian girls to islam. What a deal!

What music you into?

Date: I love hip hop Me: Yeah me too thinking of something to say to impress her Me: Soup Dogg is my cousin

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What do Dothraki use to count their horses?

A Khalculator

How do they count the Mexican immigrants?

They start with Juan

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What do Twitter drama and football have in common?

They are both interesting to watch.

Why is Cinderella so bad at football?

A. Because she's got a pumpkin for a coach B. Because she keeps running away from the ball