Why do pirates love football so much?

Cus they love to count YAAAARds.

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What's with the steering wheel?

The pirate says "ARRGGHH! It's drivin' me nuts."

How do you get people to pirate an album?

Release it on TIDAL

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What do you do when you love a hotel?

You Mariott

Why was Bob Marley fired from being a tennis announcer?

Because he kept calling "One Love"

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How are a full count in baseball and a mutated 2 time convict the same?

They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.

Why could the french man not count to four?

He could not get past the tree!

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How do you know the rules of football was written by an Italian?

You switch sides at half time.

Why did the feminist sign up for football?

She wanted to be the center of attention.