Why do pirates love football so much?

Cus they love to count YAAAARds.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why were the pirates on the ship fighting?

They needed better anchor management.

How much does a pirate earing cost?

A buccaneer

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Why did the chicken love Campbell's Soup?

Because his family had stock in the company.

Why did everyone love the mushroom at the party?

He was a fungi.

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

What do conspiracy nuts do to fall asleep?

They count sheeple.

What's the difference between a 100 year old and a 4 year old?

What base you're counting in.

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Why did the Band Geek ask the Football star for tips?

Because he's a waiter. (lol)

When fish play football who is the captain?

The team's kipper!