Why do pirates love football so much?

Cus they love to count YAAAARds.

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What do pirates like to wear during the winter?

Scarves

How do pirates know they exist?

They think, therefore they ARRRRRRRR!

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What is love?

Baby don't hurt me.

Why does a priest never get married?

Because they got nun to love them

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How many times did I tell you to make your bed?

Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!

How do mathematicians count x-men?

Permutations.

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Whats The Devils Favorite Style Of Football?

Possession

Why were the flies playing football in saucer?

They where playing for the cup!