Why were the flies playing football in saucer?

They where playing for the cup!

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Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!

Why did Jesus quit playing hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

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Why does the Pope kiss the ground when he gets off his plane?

You would too if you had to fly Alitalia.

What did the pilot who fail flying school did when he went home?

Got high.

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What do Twitter drama and football have in common?

They are both interesting to watch.

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

What's the difference between England and a teabag?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

Why can't the Maple Leafs have any tea?

Because Boston has all the cups!

Saucer Jokes More Saucer Jokes

Why were the flies playing football in saucer?

They where playing for the cup!

How do you get milk from a witch's cat?

Steal her saucer.