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Why were the flies playing football in saucer?

They where playing for the cup!

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Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why couldn't Led Zeppelin play pinball?

They had No Quarter

What was Arnold Schwarzenegger's answer when asked which historical person he would like to play in a movie?

I'll be Bach.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why ya going to the airport?

Flying Somewhere?": "How'd you guess?": "Well, I saw your luggage, then when I saw the airplane ticket I put two and two together. So where you headed?": "Aspen.": "Mmm, California.. Beautiful."

How do ducks fly high?

They use quack!

Football Jokes More Football Jokes

How do you know you are at r/jokes?

The guys all look like they played football for Bronx HighSchool of Science

What wind is best for footballs?

Drew Brees

Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

Why did the cup fall over?

Because it was drunk.

What's the difference between Italy and a tea bag?

Ones in a cup

Saucer Jokes More Saucer Jokes

What did the saucer say to the teacup?

You have a hot bottom.

Why were the flies playing football in saucer?

They where playing for the cup!