Why do aliens always disembark via ramp?

Do they have problems with stairs Or are flying saucers just handicap-accessible

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The hell out of there.

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Buzz.....

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And this is just their way of breaking the ice.

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Why do aliens always disembark via ramp?

Do they have problems with stairs Or are flying saucers just handicap-accessible

What do you call a scam artist who is walking down the stairs?

Condescending

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Why do aliens always disembark via ramp?

Do they have problems with stairs Or are flying saucers just handicap-accessible

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Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

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Why do aliens always disembark via ramp?

Do they have problems with stairs Or are flying saucers just handicap-accessible

Why were the flies playing football in saucer?

They where playing for the cup!