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Why do aliens always disembark via ramp?

Do they have problems with stairs Or are flying saucers just handicap-accessible

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter?

He didn't have the hare fare.

Why do moths fly with their legs spread?

Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?

Alien Jokes More Alien Jokes

How does an alien get back to his home planet?

Ayy

What do you call a fight between a Mexican and Jared Fogle?

Alien vs Predator.

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

What did one math book say to the other?

Man I got a lot of problems!

Whats the problem with tainted money?

It taint yours and it taint mine :D (Puns for the win :D)

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

Why put a baseball bat up when you can just lay it down on a stair in the middle of the stairway?

What could go wrong " My son apparently

How does a Chinese family name their children?

They throw 3-9 pots and pans down a flight of stairs.

Ramp Jokes More Ramp Jokes

Why do aliens always disembark via ramp?

Do they have problems with stairs Or are flying saucers just handicap-accessible

How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?

Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

Saucer Jokes More Saucer Jokes

What did the saucer say to the teacup?

You have a hot bottom.

Why were the flies playing football in saucer?

They where playing for the cup!