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What do you call a drink with problems?

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What does Batman put in his drinks?

Just ice.

Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

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What's does America and programming have in common?

When you fix one problem, 38 more problems pop up.

What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?

I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.