What if aliens are responsible for global warming?

And this is just their way of breaking the ice.

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What did the basic girl say after all her writing utensils broke?

I literally cant even write now

Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

Because he needed his space.

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What do you call it when someone gets hit by a bus on his way to pay off his student loans?

Crippling debt! It's funny because he can't walk anymore!

What's a one way streets favorite band?

One Direction

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What do you get if you cross an alien and a hot drink?

Gravi-tea!

What do you call a fight between a Mexican and Jared Fogle?

Alien vs Predator.

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What do freezing rain and cake icing have in common?

Both are a glaze

What will you be having to drink?

Harambe: I'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes, justice for Harambe.

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What does the future hold?

Global warming, depleted resources, & species going extinct. But also the iPhone 5, so it's break even.

What's the difference between a computer program and global warming?

One's an algorithm, and the other's an Al Gore-ism!