What if aliens are responsible for global warming?

And this is just their way of breaking the ice.

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What does a conspiracy theorist say when he breaks up with someone?

I think we should start seeing other sheeple.

What do you say when a corrupt Soviet takes a bathroom break right before war?

Now you're just Stallin.

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How does Jaden Smith keep getting roles in big movies?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

What did Shakespeare say when asked how his wife keeps things interesting?

Anne hath a way.

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Why are farmers so afraid of aliens?

Tractor beams.

What do you call an alien from Austria?

Austalian

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What game do two strangers with Social Anxiety play?

Don't Break the Ice

What can be found in a Judge's freezer?

Just ice.

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What effect does global warming have on Pennsylvania?

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

What's the difference between a computer program and global warming?

One's an algorithm, and the other's an Al Gore-ism!