What if aliens are responsible for global warming?

And this is just their way of breaking the ice.

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What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

It gets toad away

What happened to the egg and his girlfriend?

They broke up.

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Why did the witch lose her way?

Because her hat was pointing in the wrong direction.

What are four ways of spreading information that begins with "tel"?

Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.

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What did the bartender say to the alien?

You're drunk ET, go home!

Why are farmers so afraid of aliens?

Tractor beams.

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What if aliens are responsible for global warming?

And this is just their way of breaking the ice.

What does Batman get in his drink?

Just Ice

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What does the future hold?

Global warming, depleted resources, & species going extinct. But also the iPhone 5, so it's break even.

What if aliens are responsible for global warming?

And this is just their way of breaking the ice.