What if aliens are responsible for global warming?

And this is just their way of breaking the ice.

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What if aliens are responsible for global warming?

And this is just their way of breaking the ice.

Who's there! Banana! Banana who?

Banana split so ice creamed!

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One's an algorithm, and the other's an Al Gore-ism!

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