How do they calculate global warming?

Al-gore-ythms

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Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

What mathematical operation is used to calculate the rate at which lumberjacks cut wood?

Logger-rhythms.

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What does the future hold?

Global warming, depleted resources, & species going extinct. But also the iPhone 5, so it's break even.

What's the difference between a computer program and global warming?

One's an algorithm, and the other's an Al Gore-ism!