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What mathematical operation is used to calculate the rate at which lumberjacks cut wood?

Logger-rhythms.

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Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

How do they calculate global warming?

Al-gore-ythms

How do you calculate the length of rosemary?

Sprigonometry

How would you describe the typical Inuit mathematician?

Cold and calculating.

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What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?

A mouse sandwich!

What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?

The coffin has the corpse on the inside.

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

Why did Bach have to sell his organ?

Because he was baroque.

Why do the cops monitor the store that sells upper-case letters for computers?

It's a shifty business.

Sith Jokes More Sith Jokes

Where do Sith lords go to shop?

The Darth Mall.

Why don't Jedi mathematicians use the absolute value function?

Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.

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Why was the calculator salesman happy when he sold his cheapest calculator?

Because they all add up!

Why was the monkey attracted to the paint?

Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.

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What do you call joke told by a duck?

A wise quack.

What's the difference between a fish and an elephant?

OC) You really can't tell the difference between a fish and an elephant

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What do you get when you put a number 1 and a number 2 on your calculator?

A huge mess.

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What do you call a James Bond film about a calculator?

Casio royale

Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator?

She couldn't find the 10 key.

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

How many "friend zone" guys does it take to put in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.

Why did the chip chase the sauce?

To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry