Calculate Jokes

What mathematical operation is used to calculate the rate at which lumberjacks cut wood?

Logger-rhythms.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

How do they calculate global warming?

Al-gore-ythms

How do you calculate the length of rosemary?

Sprigonometry

How would you describe the typical Inuit mathematician?

Cold and calculating.

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Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside?

An elephant disguised as a banana!

What is juicy on the inside, dry on the outside, and has "apple" in it?

A roasted baby with an apple in its mouth.

Chronic Math Debater Jokes More Chronic Math Debater Jokes

What do you call someone who is always disagreeing with their calculator?

A chronic math debater

Why was the Mathematician frowned upon?

He was a chronic math-debater

Add Jokes More Add Jokes

When does a bed grow longer?

At night, because two feet are added to it.

How do you make an Ethiopian grow?

Just add water.

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

How do you know when you are a drug addict?

When you realize that you have had 2 strepsils within one hour.

What did the 2 say to the 3?

Do you even, bro?

Calculator Jokes More Calculator Jokes

Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator?

She couldn't find the 10 key.

What snake do get when cross a calculator with a steam engine?

A puff-adder

Lumberjack Jokes More Lumberjack Jokes

Why are lumberjacks bad at online video games?

Because their connections are so weak they are always logging out.

What do you call a dating service for lumberjacks?

Timbr

Obi Wan Jokes More Obi Wan Jokes

What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the breakfast table?

"Use the fork, Luke."

What did Obi-wan say to Skywalker the first time he saw him as Darth Vader?

Snickering) Nice suit, must have cost you an...

Goodbye Jokes More Goodbye Jokes

How does a sociopath say goodbye?

Manip-ya-later!

How do you say goodbye to your pasta?

Pasta La Vista, baby!