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How much did the pirate pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

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Buck Jokes More Buck Jokes

What do you say to a crazy person who's talking to themselves?

Hey, the person you're talking to said to give me a few bucks.

Why do you when you sign to a Dating site?

More bang for your buck!!!! (Wow, that was bad)

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why didn't Greece vote for Tyrion?

Because a Lannister always pays his debts.

How much do deodorant factory workers get paid?

A pittance.

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

What's the difference between a puppy and a kernel of corn?

Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.

How much do pirates charge for corn?

A Buccaneer