How much did the pirate pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

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Why did the hillbillies save some doe?

Because they knew it would give them a buck in good time.

What's the difference between a podiatrist and a drummer?

The podiatrist bucks up your feet.

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What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for?

Amputee

Which side is it best to lie on?

She asked. "The side that pays your fee" replied the doctor.

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What do you call corn that joins the army?

Kernel.

Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm?

The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.