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How much did the pirate pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

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Buck Jokes More Buck Jokes

Why do you when you sign to a Dating site?

More bang for your buck!!!! (Wow, that was bad)

How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What happens if you don't pay after an exorcism?

You'll get repossessed!

What is the difference between a Garbanzo bean and a Chickpea?

I've never paid to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

Corn Jokes More Corn Jokes

Who leads the corn into battle?

The kernal!

How much did the pirate farmer charge for his corn?

A buck-an-ear!