How much did the pirate pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

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What does it cost for a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buck-an-ear

How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear (buccaneer).

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What do they use to pay for things in the Vatican?

Paypal

How much does a midget stripper with three kids get paid?

Mini-mom wage.

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What did the corn say when it was complimented?

Aww, shucks!

What is Mr. Corn's philosophy on life?

Life is a maze.