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How did Zarathustra introduce his peanut-based health drink?

I teach you the goober quench!

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What does acid reflux and dubstep have in common?

They both get better when you drop the "base".

Why can't Intel-based phones enjoy Pokmon Go?

Because Intel Inside.

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What do you call a Muslim who is also a pilot?

Greg if you're a friend, Gregory if you were introduced, Mr. Abdalla if you're doing business with one another.

How did Zarathustra introduce his peanut-based health drink?

I teach you the goober quench!

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What is the first thing they teach you at Gardening school?

WATERRR THOOOOOSSSSSEEEEE!!!!

What do you call a person who teaches you how to fart?

A tutor.