How did Zarathustra introduce his peanut-based health drink?

I teach you the goober quench!

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Why would people always stand still to hide from Martin Luther King Jr.?

His vision was based on movements.

What is the most popular birthday based on Internet records?

January 1st, 1993

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What do you call a Muslim who is also a pilot?

Greg if you're a friend, Gregory if you were introduced, Mr. Abdalla if you're doing business with one another.

How does a butcher introduce his wife to his friends?

Meet Patty

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What happens when a professor teaches for a decade?

He gets Tenyear.

What's your favorite joke appropriate for a 6-8 year old?

I am a ski instructor and I've recently been teaching these two boys who are 6 and 8 year old brothers. I realized today that I know zero jokes appropriate enough or funny to this demographic. I feel like they think I am super boring. Give me some help to make the chairlift more exciting!!