How did Zarathustra introduce his peanut-based health drink?

I teach you the goober quench!

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What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid?

Drop the base.

Why do we have oceans?

Because based god and acid god had a baby.

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When was pasta introduced to the Middle East?

When someone fed a genie alfredo

How does a chemist introduce Batman?

Sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium Batman!

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What should you know before you teach your dog a new trick?

You should know more than your dog.

Why does Snape teach options and not herbology?

His lily died