How did Zarathustra introduce his peanut-based health drink?

I teach you the goober quench!

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Why can't Intel-based phones enjoy Pokmon Go?

Because Intel Inside.

Why don't they tell jokes in base 8?

Because seven ten eleven!

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How did Zarathustra introduce his peanut-based health drink?

I teach you the goober quench!

How do sceptics introduce themselves?

I don't believe we've met...

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Why Mathematics make you a Terrorist?

Because they teach what is the history of Al Gebra.

What dance did the Rastafarian teach Ash Ketchum?

Dah okey pokey mon.