How did Zarathustra introduce his peanut-based health drink?

I teach you the goober quench!

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Why did the baseball player fail at the math test?

He used base 3.

What do you call a legless nun?

Virgin immobile. Loosely based off the nun in a wheelchair joke.

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How did Zarathustra introduce his peanut-based health drink?

I teach you the goober quench!

Whopper?

McDonalds responded by introducing a 3/5ths pounder.

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Why was Albert Einstein's dad afraid to teach him vowels?

Because everytime he tried, he kept owing his son money!

Why Mathematics make you a Terrorist?

Because they teach what is the history of Al Gebra.