How did Zarathustra introduce his peanut-based health drink?

I teach you the goober quench!

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Why can't you tell jokes in base 8?

Because 7, 10, 11!

Why is DeadMau5 bad at math?

He drops the base when doing logs.

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How does a butcher introduce his wife to his friends?

Meet Patty

How does a chemist introduce Batman?

Sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium Batman!

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What do you call a person who teaches about Drones?

Dronacharya

What do you call the grounds of a university that specializes in teaching neuroscience to hippopotamuses?

Hippocampus!