When was pasta introduced to the Middle East?

When someone fed a genie alfredo

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Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What's the wrong way to feed the cat?

To the dog.

What do people and pizza have in common?

If they're black, they can't feed a family.

Pasta Jokes More Pasta Jokes

What's a masochist's favorite type of pasta?

Smacaroni

Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made of Pasta?

Because "made of bread" was already taken by Jesus.

Introduce Jokes More Introduce Jokes

How long do you need to know someone before sharing fries?

Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.

What is a proper greeting when you're introduced to Christina Hendricks?

Nice to meet you both.

Middle East Jokes More Middle East Jokes

Where's a good place to get Italian food in the middle east?

Allah Garden.

What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.