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What do computers and reincarnation have in common?

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Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

How can you tell that a black person used your computer?

It's gone.

How do computers measure pain?

Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)

Switch Jokes More Switch Jokes

How many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb?

No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.

What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly?

Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.

Reincarnation Jokes More Reincarnation Jokes

What are Hindus' favorite flowers?

Reincarnations!

What is the 100% guaranteed way to get younger looking skin?

Believe in reincarnation.

User Jokes More User Jokes

What do Steam users and Reddit admins have in common?

They don't want to pay for mods.

Why did users stop coming to r/jokes?

Because their jokes weren't very funny.