Reincarnation Jokes

What do computers and reincarnation have in common?

Switching Users

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What are Hindus' favorite flowers?

Reincarnations!

What is the 100% guaranteed way to get younger looking skin?

Believe in reincarnation.

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100 Jokes More 100 Jokes

What's white and in the men's 100m track final?

The lines.

What's the difference between modern pop and Christmas music?

One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

How did Wendy die?

The baconator

What do we do when chemists die?

We barium.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits?

A cud thud!

Why are there so many black people in Detroit?

It's because they heard there was no jobs there.

Guarantee Jokes More Guarantee Jokes

What if weight loss supplements ads are just made by British people really transparently trying to scam you?

You'll lost 30 for only $42.82! Guaranteed.

Which space on a Battleship grid guarantees victory?

I1

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why were all the girls looking at the piece of paper?

Because it was ripped.

Which fish dresses the best?

The Swordfish - It always looks sharp!

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

What did one ghost say to another?

I'm sorry but I just don't believe in people.

Why did the girl walk past her crush twice?

He didn't believe in love at first sight.

Twin Jokes More Twin Jokes

What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-bachs.

Why do Lannisters have such big beds?

GoT because they push twins together to make a king.

Switch Jokes More Switch Jokes

Why did Kesha switch "$" back to an "s"?

Because she no longer has a dollar to her name.

Why did North Korea lose Internet?

Because they switched to Comcast.