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What are Hindus' favorite flowers?

Reincarnations!

What is the 100% guaranteed way to get younger looking skin?

Believe in reincarnation.

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What looks like half an apple?

The other half

What mysterious hair product does Lucifer use to keep himself looking good?

Arcane-gel!

Reincarnate Jokes More Reincarnate Jokes

What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-bachs.

Did you hear about the Viking who was reincarnated?

He was Bjorn again

100 Jokes More 100 Jokes

What do you get when 100 rabbits stand in a row and 99 take a step back?

A receding hare line.

What has 100 legs and sixteen teeth?

The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?

Because he was in de-Nile

Where's the baby?

While holding the baby. I can't believe it was legal for me to reproduce.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."

What do my dad and God have in common?

I've never seen or heard from either of them.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

How do computers measure pain?

Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)

What do you get when you have Windows and Mac OS X dual booting from the same computer?

A co-operating system.

Guarantee Jokes More Guarantee Jokes

What did the sign in the Egyptian funeral home say?

Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back

What is the 100% guaranteed way to get younger looking skin?

Believe in reincarnation.

Twin Jokes More Twin Jokes

What type of fruit do twins prefer?

Pears.

Why do Lannisters have such big beds?

GoT because they push twins together to make a king.