Reincarnation Jokes

What do computers and reincarnation have in common?

Switching Users

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What are Hindus' favorite flowers?

Reincarnations!

What is the 100% guaranteed way to get younger looking skin?

Believe in reincarnation.

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Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What did you hear about the man who fell into the upholstery machine...?

I heard that he was fully re-covered.

Whats worse than having to break up with your Japanese girlfriend for the first time?

Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.

Bach Jokes More Bach Jokes

Who's there! Bach! Bach who?

Bach to work!

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when invited to the musician themed costume party?

I'll be Bach

Twin Jokes More Twin Jokes

What's the best part about dating a twin?

Nobody can judge you on your age difference.

What is the height of honesty?

A pregnant lady takes one and a half ticket in the bus Q: What is the height of dishonesty A: She gives birth to twins

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What did one triangle say to the other triangle about the square?

Look out for that guy, he's got another side to him.

What did the math text book say to the Shakespeare text book?

Look, buddy, I've already got a lot of problems, and I really don't need any of your drama.

Vike Jokes More Vike Jokes

What did one Viking war paint say to the other?

Poly, you're a Thane.

What do you call a viking cemetary?

A grey fjord.

Switch Jokes More Switch Jokes

Why did Italy cross the road?

To switch sides

How do you know when a woman is pregnant?

She switches from Ragu to Prego.

Guarantee Jokes More Guarantee Jokes

What did the sign in the Egyptian funeral home say?

Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back

Which space on a Battleship grid guarantees victory?

100 Jokes More 100 Jokes

When is 100 less than 99?

On a microwave.

How can you possibly score over 100%?

I am very pleased with my score of 79.