Reincarnation Jokes

What do computers and reincarnation have in common?

Switching Users

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What are Hindus' favorite flowers?

Reincarnations!

What is the 100% guaranteed way to get younger looking skin?

Believe in reincarnation.

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What did one Viking war paint say to the other?

Poly, you're a Thane.

What do you call a viking cemetary?

A grey fjord.

100 Jokes More 100 Jokes

What has 100 teeth and keeps Godzilla at bay?

My zipper

What's got a pair of balls and 100 teeth?

A crocodile Q: what's got a 100 balls and a pair of teeth? A: A singing choir of army veterans

Switch Jokes More Switch Jokes

What happened to all the Pokémon GO jokes?

I guess people have made the "switch" to another fad.

What do gamers who switch consoles and mathematicians have in common?

They both have problems finding x.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"

Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?

There was nothing left but de Brie.

Hindu Jokes More Hindu Jokes

What do you call a Hindu god playing basketball?

Swishnu

How do you know that Hindu woman is into you?

Her diode starts flashing green.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Why can't Athiests solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

What did the pirate pirate say on his 80th birthday?

I can't believe I'm still illegally downloading movies at this age!

Guarantee Jokes More Guarantee Jokes

Who is guaranteed to win?

Society.

What does MSG stand for?

Mandarin Service Guaranteed.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What do you think Michael Hastings was working on before he died?

Slowing down his car....... shoutout to for this one.

What did the necrophiliac have when his grandmother died?

Mourning wood