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What are Hindus' favorite flowers?

Reincarnations!

What is the 100% guaranteed way to get younger looking skin?

Believe in reincarnation.

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Hindu Jokes More Hindu Jokes

Why don't Hindu rappers have battle raps?

Because they got no beef.

What do you call a Hindu god playing basketball?

Swishnu

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why did the global warming activist compliment the earth?

Cause it looked hotter than usual!

What do you call a good looking tractor?

Attractor

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Why did Baby Moses believe he was Egyptian?

Because he was in da Nile.

What u doing?

Math, it's due Friday" *I slowly crumple the paper and put it in my mouth* They'll never believe u

Bach Jokes More Bach Jokes

What did The Terminator say when he decided to take up piano?

I'll be bach.

What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-bachs.

Vike Jokes More Vike Jokes

What do you call a viking cemetary?

A grey fjord.

Did you hear about the Viking who was reincarnated?

He was Bjorn again

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What did the chemist say when he found out his two pet dogs died?

Barium

Why did the grave keeper build a fence around the grave yard?

Cuz everyone was dying to get in.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

Why did the worker get fired from the hp computer factory?

He threw out all the computers with "dy" on them.

How do you know a black guy's been at your computer?

It's not there.

Switch Jokes More Switch Jokes

What happened to all the Pokémon GO jokes?

I guess people have made the "switch" to another fad.

Why did the English majors switch to Spanish?

Too many persuasive esses.