Reincarnation Jokes

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What are Hindus' favorite flowers?

Reincarnations!

What is the 100% guaranteed way to get younger looking skin?

Believe in reincarnation.

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Hindu Jokes More Hindu Jokes

What do you call a Hindu god playing basketball?

Swishnu

What are Hindus' favorite flowers?

Reincarnations!

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Why do health magazines targeting hypochondriacs have so much trouble maintaining subscriber levels?

Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.

What did one ghost say to another?

I'm sorry but I just don't believe in people.

Twin Jokes More Twin Jokes

Why did the twins have twice as many shirts as pants?

Because they shared genes!

What did the black intellectual name her twins?

Entendre and....Entendre!

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why did a man bring a ladder to the party?

He heard the drinks were on the house.....

Did you hear about the submarine industry?

It really took a dive...

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Who wants to go to Florida with me?

I heard the clubs are to die for.

How is she now?

She's fine. But the dog died.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What pair of shoes could the ginger only wear?

The pair with no sole.

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?

Hush puppies!

Bach Jokes More Bach Jokes

Why did Mozart hate chickens?

Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!

Why couldn't Bach be a rapper?

Because he's Baroque.

User Jokes More User Jokes

What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

What did the /r/science mod say to the user?

Removed