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Why do Lannisters have such big beds?

GoT because they push twins together to make a king.

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Why did the blind women fall into a well?

Someone pushed her

Why does pushing my finger against a bottle of Pepsi make me sad?

Because it's soda pressing.

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What do you call a king with a weed addiction?

Your royal highness.

Why do the Lannisters have such large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

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Why do the Lannisters have such large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins?

She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.

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Why do the Lanisters have such big beds?

Because they push 2 twins together to make a king.

Why do the Lannisters have such big beds?

They push two twins together to make a king.

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Why do the Lannisters have such large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

How do the Lannisters save money on new beds?

They push Two twins together to make a King