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Why do Lannisters have such big beds?

GoT because they push twins together to make a king.

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Why do the Lannisters have such a big bed?

They pushed two twins together and made a king.

Who was that at the door?

Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off.

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Why do the Lannisters have such large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

Wheree did the king keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u

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What's the best part about dating a twin?

Nobody can judge you on your age difference.

How do the Lanisters make large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

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Why do the Lannisters have such a big bed?

They pushed two twins together and made a king.

Why do the Lanisters have such big beds?

Because they push 2 twins together to make a king.

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Why didn't Greece vote for Tyrion?

Because a Lannister always pays his debts.

Why do Lannisters hate turtles?

Cause they can't stab them in the back