Why do Lannisters have such big beds?

GoT because they push twins together to make a king.

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How do you stop a Polish tank?

Shoot the guy that's pushing it

Why are most Hotwheel cars Ford?

So people can grow up getting used to pushing a Ford.

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Why do the Lannisters have such large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

What do you call someone who begs for a free copy of "Return Of The King"?

A free-LOTR

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Why do the Lannisters have such a big bed?

They pushed two twins together and made a king.

Why did the identical twins survive the plane crash?

Because twins being destroyed by planes is too cliche, I guess.

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Why do the Lannisters have such big beds?

They push two twins together to make a king.

Why do the Lannisters have such a big bed?

They pushed two twins together and made a king.

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Why didn't Greece vote for Tyrion?

Because a Lannister always pays his debts.

Why do the Lannisters have such big beds?

They push two twins together to make a king.