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Why do the Lannisters have such large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

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King Jokes More King Jokes

Why didn't anyone react when the king farted?

Because it was a noble gas

What happend to Tommen Baratheon?

He made it to kings landing

Twin Jokes More Twin Jokes

Why did the mother of twins name both of her sons Edward?

Because two Eds are better than one.

What do you call Afghan triplets?

Twins! I am so sorry....

Lannister Jokes More Lannister Jokes

Why didn't Greece vote for Tyrion?

Because a Lannister always pays his debts.

Why do Lannisters have such big beds?

GoT because they push twins together to make a king.

Large Bed Jokes More Large Bed Jokes

Why do the Lannisters have such large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

How do the Lanisters make large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.