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Why do the Lannisters have such large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

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How many Kings of Spain does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Juan

Why didn't anyone react when the king farted?

Because it was a noble gas

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Why do the Lannisters have such big beds?

They push two twins together to make a king.

What do you call a pair of twins who live together?

Womb-mates

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What do the Lannisters and Alice in Chains have in common?

They pay their debts on time.

Why is post college life so easy for Lannisters?

Because a Lannister always pays his debts.

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How do the Lanisters make large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

Why do the Lannisters have such large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.