Why do the Lannisters have such large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

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How did the king die?

He had a bad heir day

Who is the king of the pencil case?

The Ruler

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Why don't you hire these twins for the robbery boss?

Criminal Boss: I'm afraid of a double-cross.

What's the best part about dating a twin?

Nobody can judge you on your age difference.

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What is the difference between a Lannister and a Greek?

A Greek never pays his debts.

Why do Lannisters have such big beds?

GoT because they push twins together to make a king.

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How do the Lanisters make large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.

Why do the Lannisters have such large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.