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What do you call a pair of twins who live together?

Womb-mates

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Why do Zelda and Link smoke weed?

Because they live in the kingdom where the hyrule.

What type of doctor prescribes Coke and 7-up for a living?

A Poptometrist!

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Whats the worst part about a black out in Detroit?

All the pairs of floating eyes

Why should you always take two pairs of trousers when you play golf?

In case you get a hole in one!

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Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins?

She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.

What is the height of honesty?

A pregnant lady takes one and a half ticket in the bus Q: What is the height of dishonesty A: She gives birth to twins