What do you call a pair of twins who live together?

Womb-mates

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What did Neo say when Morpheus said: "You've been living in a dreamworld Neo"?

I noe

Why did the man quit working at the cemetery?

It was hard to make a living.

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What do you call two banana peels?

A pair of slippers!

What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-bachs.

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Why did the mother of twins name both of her sons Edward?

Because two Eds are better than one.

What do you call Afghan triplets?

Twins! I am so sorry....