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What do you call a pair of twins who live together?

Womb-mates

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What happened when the two angels got married?

They lived harpily ever after!

What type of doctor prescribes Coke and 7-up for a living?

A Poptometrist!

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What makes an ideal present for a monster?

Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.

How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...

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What's the best part about dating a twin?

Nobody can judge you on your age difference.

Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins?

She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.