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What do you call a pair of twins who live together?

Womb-mates

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What does your mother do for a living?

She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur.

Why do women live longer than men?

Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

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Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one!

Why did the belt get arrested?

Because it held up a pair of pants.

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Why do the Lannisters have such a big bed?

They pushed two twins together and made a king.

How do the Lanisters make large beds?

They put two twins together to make a king.