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Why do all the best golfers keeping buying socks?

They get a hole in one!

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Why does Mike Tyson refuse to buy playstation?

Because he is an x-boxer

Why's the little boy scarred for life after going to buy his mom some earrings?

He went to Jared.

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Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket?

Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

In case he got a hole in one.

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Why did Tiger Woods bring three socks instead of two?

In case he got a hole in one.

Why did the ghoul knit herself three socks?

Because she grew another foot.