Why do all the best golfers keeping buying socks?

They get a hole in one!

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How much do you pay to buy corn from a pirate?

You pay a buccaneer.

Why did the algae end up at school?

She wanted to buy an algae bra.

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How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?

Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.

Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?

He wanted to see the floor show!

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Why did the elephant take off his socks at the golf course?

He got a hole in one.

What is the difference between a camera and a sock?

One holds photos The other holds five