Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.

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Why did Tiger Woods bring three socks instead of two?

In case he got a hole in one.

What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops after 3 Ho's

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What's the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It goes through your pants without even making a hole.

How do you make holes in a fire?

With a fire drill.

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What strengths do you bring to the job?

Long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now

What is the difference between a Mother and Wife?

One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.

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How bad is it to poop your pants?

It Depends

Why do electricians wear pants?

Because they hate shorts.

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What do you call two pears?

A pair.

Why did the iPhone 7 cross the road?

To buy another pair of AirPods.

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What did the otter say to the guy whose ankle he pooped on?

Spraint your ankle!" Just in case:

Why is it always a good idea to pack asparagus when you go camping?

In case your other agus breaks.

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Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.

How is your golf game?

Eh... It's sub-par.