Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops after three ho's.

Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)

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Why did the golfer need to buy a new pair of socks?

Because he got a hole in one!

Why did the Golfer feel aladeen about his socks?

He had a hole in one.

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What does a vulture bring onto a plane?

Carrion luggage

Why did the Irish Football manager flood the pitch?

So he could bring his 'sub' on

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Why's a pretty girl like you sitting all alone?

Me: I peed my pants.

What type of pants do you need to start a car?

Cargo pants

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How do you divide old Rome?

Using a pair of Caesars.

What did the pair of flip-flops say to the approaching man with disgusting feet?

Shoe.

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Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

In case he got a hole in one.

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How is your golf game?

Eh... It's sub-par.

Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.