Why did Tiger Woods bring three socks instead of two?

In case he got a hole in one.

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What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at 3 ho's

Why did Tiger Woods bring three socks instead of two?

In case he got a hole in one.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What travels down an alley and is full of holes?

Batman's Parents.

Why do men like golf so much?

It makes it possible for them to go from hole to hole with an iron in their hands.

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What's the best vegetable to bring to a party?

Stephen Hawking

Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

Sock Jokes More Sock Jokes

What does it mean if you find a horse shoe?

Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.

What's 12 inches long, stiff, full of sperm and can make a girl scream?

The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)

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What should be done in case of apparent drowning?

Take the parent out of the water

Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards?

A. So they can park in handicapped zones.