Why did Tiger Woods bring three socks instead of two?

In case he got a hole in one.

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops after 3 Ho's

Why did Tiger Woods stop designing golf courses?

He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.

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Who smashed a hole through the wall?

Everyone in the office stares at me, even the Kool-Aid man

How do you drown a polar bear?

Cut a hole in the ice. Put a line of peas around the hole. When the polar bear takes a pea, kick him in the ice hole.

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Why should you always bring 2 pair of trousers when golfing?

In case you get a hole in one.

Why did the couple bring a melon to their honeymoon?

Because they cantaloupe...

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Why did Tiger Woods bring three socks instead of two?

In case he got a hole in one.

Why did the Golfer feel aladeen about his socks?

He had a hole in one.

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Why does Luigi bring an extra pair of overalls when he golfs?

In case he gets a hole-in-one

Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge?

In case she wanted black coffee.