In case he got a hole in one.
Santa stops at three Ho's
Tiger Woods has a better driver.
To run their hands through their hair
If it's red on top, fire in the hole.
If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.
Congee-gal visit
Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.
Because he got a hole in one!
In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)
In case of reindeer. And because I caribou.
