What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

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What's the difference between us and the dinosaurs?

We don't need an asteroid...

What's the difference between a goat and a kid?

My neighbour isn't unknowingly raising two of my goats.

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What was Santa's Christmas-present for the kid with no hands?

New gloves for the cold days

Why does Santa have three gardens?

So he can "hoe, hoe, hoe."

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana?

Tiger Woods had a better driver!

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three Hos.

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What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

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Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops after three ho's.

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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

What's the best part of Christmas for Santa Clause?

He knows where all the naughty girls live #*()*

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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at 3 ho's