What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

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Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)

What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops after 3 Ho's

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What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at 3 ho's

What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops after 3 Ho's