What's the difference between Santa Cla...

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What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

What's the difference between a necrophiliac and someone with a granny fetish?

A couple of weeks

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What did Santa say when he saw your mom, sister, and girlfriend all together in the same room?

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Why was Santa's little helper sad?

Because he had low ELFesteem

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Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)

Why does Tiger Woods bring an extra pair of socks while golfing?

In case he gets a hole in one.

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What is a 72?

A 69 with 3 people watching.

What it is, sweetie?

3: shouting I POOPED! "Do you know what a secret is " 3: whispering no.

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops after 3 Ho's

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops after three ho's.

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What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

Ho, ho, ho!

What did Santa Clause give all the naughty boys and girls for Christmas this year?

He made them Batman.

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What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at 3 ho's

What's the difference between Santa and Justin Beiber?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?