What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

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What's the difference between Tigger and Pooh?

I've never smeared tigger on my face

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Bout tree fiddy.

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Rudolph's red hose rain gear...

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He plays golf.

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops after 3 Ho's

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops after three ho's.

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Why is Santa Clause always so Jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

What is the linguistic description of sentences like 'ho ho ho' and 'Merry Christmas'?

They are both santa clauses.

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What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at 3 ho's

What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops after 3 Ho's