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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

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What is the difference between me and my couch?

My couch pulls outs

What's the difference between A pope and THE pope?

Bout tree fiddy.

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What do you call someone who's afraid of Santa getting stuck in their chimney?

Claus-trophobic.

What did the horse say to Santa?

Nothing, horses can not speak.

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What's the difference between Elton John's chin and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.

What's the difference between Princess Diana and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods has a better driver

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How many ears does Leonard Nimoy have?

3. A left ear, a right ear, and the final frontier.

What's a cats favorite song?

3 blind mice

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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)

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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

What's the best part of Christmas for Santa Clause?

He knows where all the naughty girls live #*()*

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What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at 3 ho's

What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops after 3 Ho's