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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a guitar player and a savings bond?

Eventually the savings bond will mature and begin to earn money.

What is the difference between a mechanical and civil engineer?

The former builds weapons, the latter targets

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What do you call a guy who is afraid of Santa?

Claustrophobic!

Who did the Dyslexic Devil Worshipper sell his soul to?

Santa

Tiger Woods Jokes More Tiger Woods Jokes

What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at 3 ho's

Why did Tiger Woods bring three socks instead of two?

In case he got a hole in one.

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How do we know that Jesus wasn't born in Mexico?

Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.

3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out

They couldn't find a table.

Santa Stop Jokes More Santa Stop Jokes

Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

Santa Clause Jokes More Santa Clause Jokes

What did Santa Clause give all the naughty boys and girls for Christmas this year?

He made them Batman.

What is red and white and red and white and red and....?

Santa Clause rolling down a hill

3 Ho Jokes More 3 Ho Jokes

What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at 3 ho's

What do Pimps and Santa have in common?

They stay with 3 ho's