What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?

Rudolph's red hose rain gear...

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Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

Why was Santa sacked two days before Christmas?

Elf and safety

Why did Santa want a divorce?

His wife made sure he only came once a year.

Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

How do you know which pepper in the garden is the nosiest?

It's the one that's jalapeo business!!!

What do you call an epileptic frolicking in a garden?

Seizure salad.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What water does Snake drink?

Big Voss.

What happens when you drop a decimal point in water?

It floats.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do clouds wear during a storm?

Thunderwear

Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter?

They get chapped lips

Reindeer Jokes More Reindeer Jokes

How many reindeers does Santa Claus have?

Santa Claus has 10 reindeers according to the song.

Which reindeer have the shortest legs?

The smallest ones.

Protect Jokes More Protect Jokes

How did the cavemen in the far east protect them selves?

They Rocked their doors.

What does stormtrooper armor protect against, exactly?

Knives

Rudolph Jokes More Rudolph Jokes

What did Pinocchio say to Rudolph when he asked him what he asked for Christmas?

Quit being nosey.

What was Rudolph's nickname?

Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.