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What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?

Rudolph's red hose rain gear...

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Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What did Santa say when he saw your mom, sister, and girlfriend all together in the same room?

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

What do you call one of Santa's helpers?

A subordinate clause

Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

What is your line of business?

Me mumbling: Treason stuff. Cop: Louder for the microphone. Me: Trees 'n' stuff. Gardening.

What's the best part about gardening?

Getting down and dirty with your hoes.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What did the egg say to the water?

I cant get hard, i just got laid by the chicken.

What exactly do you have to plant to grow a seedless watermelon?

Just water

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do you call it when the robot from Futurama gets in a minor car accident while wearing a dress?

A gender bender Bender fender bender.

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.

Reindeer Jokes More Reindeer Jokes

What is the difference between reindeer and caribou?

Reindeer are the ones that fly.

Why did the doe give the faun an umbrella?

In case of reindeer. And because I caribou.

Protect Jokes More Protect Jokes

What's big and grey and protects you from the rain?

An umbrellaphant!

Why did the undercover cop pose as a waiter?

So he could protect and serve.

Rudolph Jokes More Rudolph Jokes

Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

Why did Kim Jong-il die a week before December 25th?

Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.