What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?

Rudolph's red hose rain gear...

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What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

A dependent Claus.

What body regulates the welfare of Santa's workers?

The Elf and Saftey Executive.

Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

Why does Santa have three gardens?

So he can "hoe, hoe, hoe."

What do you get when you cross worms with elephants?

Big holes in your garden

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What's in the bottle?

Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"

How much for this aggressive bottle of water?

FIREFIGHTER: Sir that's a hydrant

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What shoes to chickens wear?

Reebok bok bok

What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?

A zebra!

Reindeer Jokes More Reindeer Jokes

What do you call the reindeer with one eye higher than the other?

Isaiah!

Why do the lawyers for the reindeer say they have to pull Santa's sled?

Because they have a claus in their contract.

Protect Jokes More Protect Jokes

What's big and grey and protects you from the rain?

An umbrellaphant!

What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?

Rudolph's red hose rain gear...

Rudolph Jokes More Rudolph Jokes

Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

What was Rudolph's nickname?

Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.