What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?

Rudolph's red hose rain gear...

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Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What do you call Santa without toys?

A lost Clause

Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.

What is a dogs favourite flower?

Anything in your garden!

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?

Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.

What Did H Say 2 O?

Water you doing

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why shouldn't you wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

Why should you never wear Ukrainian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fall off.

Reindeer Jokes More Reindeer Jokes

What do call someone who takes care of reindeer and really enjoys it?

A Jolly Rancher.

What did the annoyed husband tell his wife after she saw elk falling from the sky?

Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.

Protect Jokes More Protect Jokes

What does a drunk police officer do?

Protect and swerve.

What do you call a group of Spanish-speaking moms who band together to protect their neighborhood?

Super Barrio Mothers

Rudolph Jokes More Rudolph Jokes

What was Rudolph's nickname?

Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.

What did Pinocchio say to Rudolph when he asked him what he asked for Christmas?

Quit being nosey.