What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?

Rudolph's red hose rain gear...

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Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

Whats the odd one out?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?

Hide the ball it drives them nuts!

What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?

Very big worm holes in your garden!

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What does Monsieur Homer say after spilling water on himself?

D'EAU!

What kind of water do you put into a waterbed?

Spring water

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What is white and blue and swings through the jungle?

A refrigerator wearing a denim jacket

What kind of overalls does Super Mario wear?

Denim denim denim...

Reindeer Jokes More Reindeer Jokes

What did the annoyed husband tell his wife after she saw elk falling from the sky?

Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.

Why do Russians celebrate Christmas on the 7th of January?

Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.

Protect Jokes More Protect Jokes

How is a picket fence like a mini skirt?

They both protect the property but they don't spoil the view.

Which government organization is involved with protecting Area 51?

The C.I.ayy

Rudolph Jokes More Rudolph Jokes

What was Rudolph's nickname?

Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.

What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?

Rudolph's red hose rain gear...