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What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?

Rudolph's red hose rain gear...

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Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

Whats the point of calling it "secret Santa"?

Everyone knows that the person who gave you the gift is Santa.

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

How do you stop a monster digging up your garden?

Take his spade away.

What's white, digs holes in your garden and helps with headaches?

A paracetamole!

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

How do you lead a horse to water?

With carrots

Why is the letter T like an island?

Because its in the middle of water!!!

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why shouldn't you wear a watch on your belt?

It'd be a waste of time.

Which is the only insect that needs to wear shoes?

Mosqui-toes.

Reindeer Jokes More Reindeer Jokes

What street in France do reindeer live on?

Rue Dolph

What is the difference between reindeer and caribou?

Reindeer are the ones that fly.

Protect Jokes More Protect Jokes

What's a man?

Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally, cares about you and protects you. Kid: When i grow up, I'll be a man like mom

What does stormtrooper armor protect against, exactly?

Knives

Rudolph Jokes More Rudolph Jokes

What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?

Rudolph's red hose rain gear...

What was Rudolph's nickname?

Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.