What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?

Rudolph's red hose rain gear...

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Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What is another name for Santa's elves?

Subordinate Clauses! Merry Christmas everyone.

Why is santa always so happy?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

How do you stop a monster digging up your garden?

Take his spade away.

What does a pimp do when his garden needs tending?

He grabs a hoe.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why do police officers keep water in the automobile trunk?

Because they don't want the siren to die.

How much water does a frog need to breed?

Knee-deep! Knee-deep! Knee-deep!

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What kind of jeans does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

Why did the baby squirrel wear a diaper?

To hide his nuts!!

Reindeer Jokes More Reindeer Jokes

What do you call the reindeer with one eye higher than the other?

Isaiah!

What's the difference between a reindeer and a caribou?

Caribou can't fly.

Protect Jokes More Protect Jokes

How do you protect yourself from ghosts?

Hide in the living room.

How is a picket fence like a mini skirt?

They both protect the property but they don't spoil the view.

Rudolph Jokes More Rudolph Jokes

Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

What was Rudolph's nickname?

Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.