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What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?

Rudolph's red hose rain gear...

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Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What is Santa saying to Mrs. Claus right now?

I told you it would rain, dear.

Whats the odd one out?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?

Rudolph's red hose rain gear...

What do you call an epileptic in the garden?

Seizure salad

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

How do you make Aquaman cool?

Put him in water!

Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?

Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why nuns don't wear bras?

God supports everything.

What are the pros and cons of wearing two watches?

On one hand, you have a watch... But on the other hand, you have a watch.

Reindeer Jokes More Reindeer Jokes

What was the other reindeer's name?

Olive.

What do reindeer have that other animals don't have?

Baby reindeer

Protect Jokes More Protect Jokes

Why should Steve Irwin have put on sunscreen?

To protect himself from the harmful rays.

How did the cavemen in the far east protect them selves?

They Rocked their doors.

Rudolph Jokes More Rudolph Jokes

What did Pinocchio say to Rudolph when he asked him what he asked for Christmas?

Quit being nosey.

What was Rudolph's nickname?

Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.