Rudolph Jokes

Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

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What did Pinocchio say to Rudolph when he asked him what he asked for Christmas?

Quit being nosey.

What was Rudolph's nickname?

Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.

What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?

Rudolph's red hose rain gear...

Why did Kim Jong-il die a week before December 25th?

Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.

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Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.

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Barium

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They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".

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What would Kim Jong-Il be doing if he was still alive today?

Scratching at the lid of his coffin.

Why did Kim Jong-il die a week before December 25th?

Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.

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Why was Pinocchio acting drunk?

He couldn't handle his lacquer

Why did Raggedy Anne get kicked out of the toybox?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming "Lie to me! Lie to me!!!"

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I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

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How did she tell them apart?

She looked at their last names...