Rudolph Jokes

Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

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What did Pinocchio say to Rudolph when he asked him what he asked for Christmas?

Quit being nosey.

What was Rudolph's nickname?

Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.

What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?

Rudolph's red hose rain gear...

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What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out

What do you call a man who claps at Christmas?

Santapplause!

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?

GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.

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Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

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How many reindeers does Santa Claus have?

Santa Claus has 10 reindeers according to the song.

What do you call a reindeer trapped in a storm?

A Thundeer

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What do all 'Tickle Me Elmo' toys receive before leaving the factory?

Two test tickles.

What did the late arriving cannibal receive at the dinner party?

The cold shoulder.

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How many maple leafs does it take to change a tire?

Only 1, unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up

How many Broncos does it take to change a tire?

One. Unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up.

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

Why does Santa go down the chimney?

Because it **soots** him. Credit: Curious: The Tourist Guide

What do you call a mythical milkshake?

Legendairy (credits to my friend Edward Feng for this really dumb pun)

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What did the strawberry say on December 25th?

Berry Christmas!

What do white girls celebrate on December 25th?

ChristMAAAAAAAAAS

Present Jokes More Present Jokes

How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

How did the blind man know Santa was in his house?

He felt his presents.