Rudolph Jokes

Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

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What did Pinocchio say to Rudolph when he asked him what he asked for Christmas?

Quit being nosey.

What was Rudolph's nickname?

Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.

What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?

Rudolph's red hose rain gear...

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What was Rudolph's nickname?

Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.

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What do you call the reindeer with one eye higher than the other?

Isaiah!

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This one will sleigh you!

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What has wings a long tail and wears a bow?

A birthday pheasant!

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They like to express the right to bear arms.

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What do white girls celebrate on December 25th?

ChristMAAAAAAAAAS

What does a gang say on December 25th?

Merry Crips-mas

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What did Darth Vader say to Luke on his birthday?

I know what you're going to get, I felt your presents.

What does a child without arms get for x-mas?

Gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet

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Why is Santa such a jolly old elf?

He knows where the naughty girls live.

What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

A rebel without a Claus.