Rudolph Jokes

Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

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What did Pinocchio say to Rudolph when he asked him what he asked for Christmas?

Quit being nosey.

What was Rudolph's nickname?

Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.

What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?

Rudolph's red hose rain gear...

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Why does Santa have three gardens?

So he can "hoe, hoe, hoe."

What do you call an epileptic in the garden?

Seizure salad

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Why did Leonardo Di Caprio laugh at the Oscar joke?

He finally got it!

What does a neckbeard say when make him laugh?

You made m'laugh.

Protect Jokes More Protect Jokes

What do you call a tree that protects Gotham City?

Spruce Wayne

What do you call a group of Spanish-speaking moms who band together to protect their neighborhood?

Super Barrio Mothers

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?

A trip without kids.

What do the Zika virus and Catholic priests have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

Receive Jokes More Receive Jokes

Where do shoes receive their military training?

Boot Camp

What does a Greek say when he receives his salary?

Danke schon.

Name Jokes More Name Jokes

Which two names figure prominently in every Ape's diet?

Ben/Anna!

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch?

Names.

Team Jokes More Team Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico send a team to the Summer Olympics?

Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

What's the difference between hiring a team to write your jokes, and the team of joke writers itself?

One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out

Why are people who suffers from insomnia so excited at the moment?

They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas