Rudolph Jokes

Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

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What did Pinocchio say to Rudolph when he asked him what he asked for Christmas?

Quit being nosey.

What was Rudolph's nickname?

Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.

What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?

Rudolph's red hose rain gear...

Why did Kim Jong-il die a week before December 25th?

Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.

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He kept getting nailed to the boards.

Why would I want to quit smoking?

Oh, to live longer. Why would I want to live longer

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What's the difference between a reindeer and a caribou?

Caribou can't fly.

What do you call the reindeer with one eye higher than the other?

Isaiah!

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Why did Kim Jong-il die a week before December 25th?

Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.

What did the strawberry say on December 25th?

Berry Christmas!

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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of its cage?

Camembert

What performance enhancing drugs do penguins use?

Polaroids

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What do homeless people get for Christmas?

Hypothermia.

Who delievers cat's Christmas presents?

Santa Paws!

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Why did Kim Jong-il die a week before December 25th?

Because Rudolph is the only deer leader at Christmas.

What would Kim Jong-Il be doing if he was still alive today?

Scratching at the lid of his coffin.

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Why was Pinocchio acting drunk?

He couldn't handle his lacquer

How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood?

He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.

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What does Santa and Hackers have in common?

They both steal cookies)

What is Santa's favorite music?

Wrap! (I came up with this when i was 8.)