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What days are strong days?

Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why are black people getting stronger?

Because the televisions these days are getting heavier.

What do you call something that's impossible due to physics?

Physics-ly impossible. There's your dad joke for the day.

Sunday Jokes More Sunday Jokes

Why are Saturday and Sunday strong?

Because all the other days are week days.

What do single guys have?

Palm Sunday.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

How many members of an ethnicity does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number! One member to perform the task, and the rest to behave in a manner stereotypical to the ethnicity in question.

Why was the teacher arrested for writing in permanent marker?

He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...

Saturday Jokes More Saturday Jokes

What do you get if you have strep throat on Friday?

Saturday Night Fever.

Why do pirates wake up early on Saturday?

To watch Dablooney Toons!

Strong Day Jokes More Strong Day Jokes

What days are strong days?

Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.