What days are strong days?

Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.

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What does Sonic say on the first day of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!

Why does everyone start to fight the day after Christmas?

Because it's Boxing Day!

Sunday Jokes More Sunday Jokes

What did you do for Mothers Day yesterday?

Mothers Day is this upcoming Sunday.

Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed

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Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

Why didn't the rest of the fractions like "mc" very much?

Because he was generally known to be a square(ed).

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Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays?

They can wear casual clothes to work

Why are Saturday and Sunday so strong?

Because the rest are weekdays.

Strong Day Jokes More Strong Day Jokes

What days are strong days?

Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.

What are the strongest days?

Saturday and Sundays. The others are weakdays