What days are strong days?

Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret

Why are black people getting stronger?

Because the televisions these days are getting heavier.

Sunday Jokes More Sunday Jokes

What does the emperor have when he goes for a Sunday drive?

He has Divine Right of way

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

What do elephants in the zoo get for lunch?

Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.

Why are locksmiths in Japan cooler than the rest of the world's locksmiths?

Because in Japan they're rocksmiths.

Saturday Jokes More Saturday Jokes

Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?

Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!

Why does Saturday stink?

Because it has a turd in it.

Strong Day Jokes More Strong Day Jokes

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.