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What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.

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Week Jokes More Week Jokes

How do you ruin a joke?

By reposting it every week!

How long does it take King Zora to move out of your way?

A week, a week, a week, a week, a week, a week.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Why is one floor taller than the rest of the floors in the building?

It's a long story.

Why does the USA use F?

The rest of the world has varying degrees of communism.

Saturday Jokes More Saturday Jokes

What do you get if you have strep throat on Friday?

Saturday Night Fever.

What are the 7 Irish drinking holidays?

Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.

Strong Day Jokes More Strong Day Jokes

What days are strong days?

Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.

Weekday Jokes More Weekday Jokes

Why are Saturday and Sunday so strong?

Because the rest are weekdays.

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.