What days are strong days?

Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How do you spot a bad boss your first day on the job?

Check his/her pulse. (bitter at the workplace)

Why are black people getting stronger?

Because the televisions these days are getting heavier.

Sunday Jokes More Sunday Jokes

Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed

What do the dolphins and the post office have in common?

Neither deliver on Sundays.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

What are some good Asian jokes you know?

I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.

What does the rest of the colony call an old ant?

An antique.

Saturday Jokes More Saturday Jokes

What is the dirtiest day of the week?

SaTURDay

What do pirates do on Saturdays?

They go to Y'arrgggghhh sales.

Strong Day Jokes More Strong Day Jokes

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.

What are the strongest days?

Saturday and Sundays. The others are weakdays