What days are strong days?

Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What's the difference between the wind and a blonde?

Some days the wind doesn't blow.

How's the oil industry doing these days?

It's in the tank.

Sunday Jokes More Sunday Jokes

How are the Oakland Raiders like the mailman?

Neither one delivers on Sunday!

What do cows do on Sundays?

They go to the moovies

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Why did the insomniac get arrested?

He resisted a rest.

What do you do when you get to the top of the world's tallest mountain?

Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....

Saturday Jokes More Saturday Jokes

What are the 7 Irish drinking holidays?

Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.

Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?

Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!

Strong Day Jokes More Strong Day Jokes

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.

What are the strongest days?

Saturday and Sundays. The others are weakdays