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What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.

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Week Jokes More Week Jokes

How many Kings of Spain abdicated last week?

Just Juan

How does Walter Palmer like his eggs?

Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

How many blonde jokes exist?

One. This one. The rest are all true.

What did the tomato say to the cheese in court?

I rest my queso.

Saturday Jokes More Saturday Jokes

What are the 7 Irish drinking holidays?

Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.

How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?

Tell her a joke on Wednesday!

Strong Day Jokes More Strong Day Jokes

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.

What days are strong days?

Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.

Weekday Jokes More Weekday Jokes

Why are Saturday and Sunday so strong?

Because the rest are weekdays.

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.