What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.

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Week Jokes More Week Jokes

Why did u shoot ur wife?

Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shootingher lover Methew:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

What is the capital of the United States?

Half of what it was last week

Sunday Jokes More Sunday Jokes

What days are strong days?

Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.

How do you get out of Sunday school?

You tell your mom you're Sikh.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Why don't you see Santa for the rest of the year?

Because for the rest of the year he's in prison for breaking into people's houses.

How many Frenchmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold it in place while the rest of Europe runs circles around it.

Saturday Jokes More Saturday Jokes

Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?

Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!

What did Cholera say to Malaria?

Are you gonna Jaundice on Saturday

Strong Day Jokes More Strong Day Jokes

What days are strong days?

Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.

What are the strongest days?

Saturday and Sundays. The others are weakdays

Weekday Jokes More Weekday Jokes

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.