What days are strong days?

Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

Dayscare centers

Who's there! C's! C's who?

C's the day!

Sunday Jokes More Sunday Jokes

What does Uncle Vernon from Harry Potter not do on Reddit?

Post on Sundays.

How do you get out of Sunday school?

You tell your mom you're Sikh.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

Why were the police at the day care?

Because some of the two-year-olds were resisting a rest.

What did the candle say when it couldn't sleep due to his own candlelight?

There ain't no rest for the wicked

Saturday Jokes More Saturday Jokes

Why do pirates wake up early on Saturday?

To watch Dablooney Toons!

Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?

Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!

Strong Day Jokes More Strong Day Jokes

What days are strong days?

Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.