What do Muslim gamers say at the start of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!

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What happened to the plan of starting a book club?

It got shelved.

How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."

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When is the only time a Muslim bets?

When there is a prophet involved.

What do Muslim children color with?

A Quran

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What did one dairy cow say to another?

Got milk

What did one firefly say to the other?

Got to glow now!

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Why does Ramadan go by so quickly?

Because we fast.

How did Ramadan go?

It went by pretty FAST!