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What word starts with "n" and you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

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Why did Loki want the tesseract?

To get rid of his tesserection

Where did the seaweed... Where did the seaweed find a job?

In the "Kelp Wanted" section of the want-ads.

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What did soviet russians use for lighting before they started using candles?

Electricity.

Why are you picking up rocks?

M: I'm starting a rock band. Neighbor walks away. That is how you get people to leave you alone.

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

How do you describe every gf in one word?

K

How do you get your wife to listen to every word without interrupting?

Talk in your sleep.

Black Person Jokes More Black Person Jokes

What's something a white person says a lot, but a black person never says?

Hi dad!

What's the worst present you could give a black person?

Cotton Scented Hand Lotion

Neighbor Jokes More Neighbor Jokes

How do you convince your neighbor to share their water with you?

Try to get a long well.

What N-word do you never want to call a black man?

Neighbor!