How many times should you try starting your snowblower before you realize it's not going to start?

According to my neighbor it's 458 times.

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Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?

Because the snowblower was coming down the block.

How many times should you try starting your snowblower before you realize it's not going to start?

According to my neighbor it's 458 times.