How many times should you try starting your snowblower before you realize it's not going to start?

According to my neighbor it's 458 times.

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How many times should you try starting your snowblower before you realize it's not going to start?

According to my neighbor it's 458 times.

How do you turn an old dishwasher into a snowblower?

You give her a shovel and tell her to get to work.