How many times should you try starting your snowblower before you realize it's not going to start?

According to my neighbor it's 458 times.

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Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.

What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

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Why did your sister keep running around her bed?

Because she was trying to catch up with her sleep.

How's the baby?

Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..

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How many times should you try starting your snowblower before you realize it's not going to start?

According to my neighbor it's 458 times.

How many reindeers does Santa Claus have?

Santa Claus has 10 reindeers according to the song.

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What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.

What's the worst part about making out with a perfect 10?

The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror

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What word starts with "n" and you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

What's that again?

A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'

Snowblower Jokes More Snowblower Jokes

Why did the snowman have his pants down?

Because he heard the snowblower was coming.

Why did the snowman pull down his pants?

Because he saw the snowblower coming