What do call a horse that lives near you?

A neighbor (naybor for pessimist horses)

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What if horses rode horses?

And then THOSE horses rode MORE horses Then it's like, whoa dude! Check out that big stack of horses!

When you go for a bus ride do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs?

I prefer to ride on top but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.

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How an Illuminati living in the arctic is called?

An Igloominati

Why does Sia live in a low-rent apartment?

She loves cheap bills

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What word begins with "N" and ends in "R" that I wouldn't want to call a black guy?

Neighbor.

What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".