How many Dornishmen does it take to shoe a horse?

Nine. One to do the shoeing, and eight to lift up the horse!

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What if horses rode horses?

And then THOSE horses rode MORE horses Then it's like, whoa dude! Check out that big stack of horses!

What does a horse and kryptonite have in common?

They both paralyze Superman

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off before you step on a trampoline Probally heard this but it's worth a shot

How can you tell an introverted Techie from an extroverted Techie?

An extroverted Techie looks at *your* shoes when he's talking to you.

Lift Jokes More Lift Jokes

How can you tell when there's an elephant in your sandwich?

When it's too heavy to lift.

What do you call a rabbit who lifts weights?

A jacked rabbit.