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How many Dornishmen does it take to shoe a horse?

Nine. One to do the shoeing, and eight to lift up the horse!

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What disease do horses fear most?

Hay Fever!

Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What kind of shoes does Voldemort wear?

Hor-crocs.

What brand of shoes does a paranoid person wear?

Sketchers

Lift Jokes More Lift Jokes

How many Dornishmen does it take to shoe a horse?

Nine. One to do the shoeing, and eight to lift up the horse!

What's a man idea of helping with the housework?

Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.