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How many Dornishmen does it take to shoe a horse?

Nine. One to do the shoeing, and eight to lift up the horse!

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable?

He tried to stirrup some interest!

What does the horse call the pigs on his farm?

Neigh-boars.

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What did the salesman at footlocker say to the customer?

Shoes wisely

What do you call someone that steals shoes?

A sneaker.

Lift Jokes More Lift Jokes

Why was the Pepsi crying while lifting weights?

Because he was soda-pressing

How can you tell when there's an elephant in your sandwich?

When it's too heavy to lift.