How many Dornishmen does it take to shoe a horse?

Nine. One to do the shoeing, and eight to lift up the horse!

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Why do they call a horse a horse?

Because they speak English.

What did the horse say when he regained his vision?

Merci.

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What sort of shoes to ninjas wear?

Sneakers.

What kind of shoes does Voldemort wear?

Hor-crocs.

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How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.