How many Dornishmen does it take to shoe a horse?

Nine. One to do the shoeing, and eight to lift up the horse!

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do you call a boar that sounds like a horse?

Neighbor

How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable?

He tried to stirrup some interest!

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What's the difference between a drummer and shoes in a dryer?

Nothing.

Why didn't the grizzly wear any shoes?

He wanted to go bear foot.

Lift Jokes More Lift Jokes

Why does a flamingo lift up one leg?

Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over!

What is something that cannot lift off the ground?

Your career