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Why didn't the grizzly wear any shoes?

He wanted to go bear foot.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

Why did the chicken go to KFC?

He wanted to see a chicken strip.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why are the bears such a bad football team?

Because when they were little, they were cubs. I'm so sorry

What's the difference between a tsunami and a bear?

A tsunami doesn't care that you are faster than your buddy.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why was the bumble bee wearing a yamaka?

Because he didn't want to be mistaken for a WASP

Why did the nun always wear a slip?

Sheer habit.

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What is a chemist's favorite brand of shoes?

Vans of der Waals

How can you tell an introverted Techie from an extroverted Techie?

An extroverted Techie looks at *your* shoes when he's talking to you.

Grizzly Jokes More Grizzly Jokes

Why didn't the grizzly wear any shoes?

He wanted to go bear foot.

What do you call a flying Grizzly?

A bearoplane

Bear Foot Jokes More Bear Foot Jokes

Why do bears hate shoes so much?

They like to run around in their bear feet.

Why didn't the grizzly wear any shoes?

He wanted to go bear foot.