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Why didn't the grizzly wear any shoes?

He wanted to go bear foot.

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What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear?

Anything you want as he can't hear you!

Why did Fetty Wap chose that as his stage name?

Because he wanted to make $50K per day from ad revenue.

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What is a bear after it is 10 years old?

11 years old.

What do you call a foreign born communist running for President?

Ted Cruz

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Who Wears The Old Clothes Of Angela Merkel?

Angela Merkel.

Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays?

They can wear casual clothes to work

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What is the difference between a viola and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on the trampoline.

Why doesn't Yogi wear shoes?

He likes to go... bearfoot!

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What do you call the largest number of grizzlies you can fit in a car?

The bear maximum

Why didn't the grizzly bear dissolve?

Because he wasn't polar

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Why didn't the grizzly wear any shoes?

He wanted to go bear foot.

Why don't bears wear boots?

Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet.