Why didn't the grizzly wear any shoes?

He wanted to go bear foot.

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Why don't you ever callout my name when we're making love?

Husband: "Because I don't want to wake you."

Why is Klezmer music so addictive?

Once you Hava Nagila, you'll want another!

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What do you call a baby born at 4 months gestation?

Doesn't matter, still born.

What has 3 thumbs and was born near a nuclear power plant?

This guy

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Why don't you wear snow boots?

Because they'll melt.

Why don't birds have to wear camouflage?

Because they are already "in the skies".

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What's the difference between an extroverted mathematician and an introverted mathematician?

The extroverted mathematician looks at YOUR shoes when he's speaking to you.

What kind of shoes do ninjas use?

Sneakers.

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Why didn't the grizzly bear dissolve?

Because he wasn't polar

What do you call a flying Grizzly?

A bearoplane

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Why didn't the grizzly wear any shoes?

He wanted to go bear foot.

Why do bears hate shoes so much?

They like to run around in their bear feet.