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Yogi Jokes

What do you call a bear who is athletically flexible?

Yogi

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What did the yogi have for breakfast?

An lette

What did the yogi say after riding his pet llama to the ashram?

Llamaste.

What did the yogi say to his friends when they asked him to leave?

Nah I'ma stay

Why doesn't Yogi wear shoes?

He likes to go... bearfoot!

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What did the shoelace say when I tried to tie it?

Uh, like, can you knot?

What is the main material used in the manufacture of TIE fighters?

TIE tanium

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do astronauts wear to bed?

Space Jammies!

What do pirates like to wear during the winter?

Scarves

Google Jokes More Google Jokes

Why frogs don't use Google?

They're angry since Froogle was discontinued years ago!

What's better, Google or Yahoo?

Let's Google it.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

When Lil John goes to a hotel and they ask him if he wants turn down service, does he refuse?

That's all.

What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea?

Nah. I'ma stay.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What do you call mail that likes to have fun?

Outgoing mail.

What kind of exercise does Ned Flanders like to do?

Diddily-squats.

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What do these shoes do?

GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger

What did the shoe say about the customer who didn't like that it had yellow shoestring?

That's lacist.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you call a Bear who is just learning to use the force?

A PANDAwan learner.

What do you call a PED for bears?

Polaroids.

Nah Jokes More Nah Jokes

How was the party last night?

17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.

What did Gandhi say to the British, after they asked him to move?

Nah, mastay