Yogi Jokes

What do you call a bear who is athletically flexible?

Yogi

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What did the yogi say after riding his pet llama to the ashram?

Llamaste.

What did the yogi say to his friends when they asked him to leave?

Nah I'ma stay

Why doesn't Yogi wear shoes?

He likes to go... bearfoot!

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He waits for it at the next stop.

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Why is there lipstick on your collar?

She yelled. "It's part of the design," I said, opening up my wardrobe, "Look, I have the entire collection."

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Why couldn't the two testes be friends?

Because of the vas deferens.

What do you call a piece of pasta that doesn't have any friends?

Cannelonely!

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Why do Canadians say aboot?

Because there is too much snow to wear shoes.

What type of shoes do ninjas wear?

Sneakers

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean?

Sink-o de Mayo

What did the shoelace say when I tried to tie it?

Uh, like, can you knot?

Nah Jokes More Nah Jokes

What did the hippie say when I asked him to leave my house?

Nah, I'm-a stay.

What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea?

Nah. I'ma stay.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why didn't the bear go to college?

Because bears don't go to college.

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree?

Camembert!