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Collar Jokes

Why did Yogi Bear only have a collar and a tie, and not a full dress shirt?

Patiently waits as you all Google pics of Yogi Bear*

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Why is there lipstick on your collar?

She yelled. "It's part of the design," I said, opening up my wardrobe, "Look, I have the entire collection."

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Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

Why do pro gamers get up at 1:37pm?

Because it's 13:37! I came up with this last night and have been waiting to post it until 1:37pm my time.

Why did Jon Snow wait in line at the Apple store?

For the watch.

Wardrobe Jokes More Wardrobe Jokes

What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed?

Sleep in the wardrobe!

What should you do if you find a snake in your bed?

Sleep in the wardrobe.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

Who Wants to be a Millionaire Me: I'm stumped. Can I phone a friend?

Host: What's your friend's name Me: Wikipedia.

Why are there so many Johnson in he phone book?

They all have phones.

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."

Where do Tie Fighters sit in church?

In the *pew*.

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why do blacksmiths go to jail?

Forging.

Where's your bin?

A man sees that his neigjhbnour doesn't have his wheeled trash bin. "Hey bub, where's ya bin" "I took a little vacation for a few weeks," "No. I meant where's your bin?" "Told ya, vacation, at the beach!" "No man. Where's ya wheely bin?" "Ok, fine! I've wheely been to jail! Happy now?"

Shirt Jokes More Shirt Jokes

How does Snoop Dogg keep his shirts so white?

BLE-YATCH!

What do you call a shirt missing its sleeves?

An ampu-tee.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do you call a dog wearing a watch?

You would call it a dog. A dog wearing a watch is not a watchdog.

Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders?

So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know " whenever you ask them a question.

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a priest?

Only one of them goes limp when a child walks into a room.

How does a Priest find a little boy in the woods?

Very exciting