Collar Jokes

Why is there lipstick on your collar?

She yelled. "It's part of the design," I said, opening up my wardrobe, "Look, I have the entire collection."

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between UFOs and an honest politician?

It is possible that UFOs exist.

What's the difference between an old joke and a new one?

Nothing. We're on reddit

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

How do you get a little old lady to yell the F word?

Get another little old lady to yell "Bingo!"

What do you yell when a woman falls of a boat?

Full speed ahead

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

Which program do Jedis use to open PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi.

Collar Id Jokes More Collar Id Jokes

What do all dogs get with their phones?

Collar ID

How do you know a shirt has phoned you?

Collar ID

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What's the Priest favorite breakfast?

Kids.

What did the bishop say to the priest?

It's my turn.

Design Jokes More Design Jokes

What do you get when BMW, Volkswagen, and Callaway design a car together?

A Mini Golf.

Who designed Noah's ark?

An ark-itect!

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles?

So he could break out.

Why did a pile of gravel go to jail?

Aggregated basalt

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know Tiger Woods is one of the richest people in the world?

He plays golf.

How do you know if a blonde has been using your computer?

When there's white-out all over the screen