One wears pants and a collar while the other wears a collar and pants.
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She yelled. "It's part of the design," I said, opening up my wardrobe, "Look, I have the entire collection."
None. They wait for the electrician to make a mistake and yell at them for doing it wrong.
I'll tell tomorrow.
It doesn't matter, they will never change a thing.
Eventually the dog sitting in the rain will stop whinging.
A skeleton key.
Open the door and kick her out.
They use astro knots.
Collar ID
They both have collar ID.
The second telephone.
Bell-bottoms!
Metamucil
In case he got a hole in one.
Its a slippery slope.
Nothing