Which dog can tell time?

A watchdog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you name a dog with no legs?

Cigarette" because you take him out for a drag.

What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street?

Five after one.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did the hotel clerk tell the guest with paruresis during check in?

Your in 8.

How do you know you put the right joke in the right thread?

Don't worry, someone will tell you.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do you call the amount of time it takes to win an argument with a lawyer?

An attornity.

How are you dealing with not writing any of the songs?

He responds, "One note at a time."

Watchdog Jokes More Watchdog Jokes

What goes "Tick Tock, woof woof"?

A watchdog.

Why does the Hound of the Baskervilles turn round and round before he lies down for the night?

Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.