What dog can tell the time?

A watch dog!

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What do you call a dog who digs up dinosaur bones?

A Barkaeologist.

How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

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How do you tell the difference between a terrorist and a tenured professor?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

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What does a time traveler do when he's hungry?

He goes back 4 seconds.

What time does a mechanic wake up?

Oily!