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What dog can tell the time?

A watch dog!

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Why did the dog go into the church?

The doors were open.

What is she?

Me: A dog. Duh. Neighbor...

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How British is Adele?

She would call you at least 1000 times to tell how sorry she is.

How can you tell a dog from a tomato?

The tomato is red.

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What's the biggest joke of all time?

My life. My entire goddamned life.

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.