Which dog can tell time?

A watchdog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What is the difference between a man and a dog?

A man wears a suit and the dog, pants.

How can you tell a dog from a tomato?

The tomato is red.

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What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)

Why shouldn't you ask if someone's a Texan?

Because if they are they'll tell you, and if they aren't you don't want to insult them.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How do you tell the time in Antarctica?

I don't know,Alaska guy and tell you

What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

Watchdog Jokes More Watchdog Jokes

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog?

A terrified postman.

Why does the Hound of the Baskervilles turn round and round before he lies down for the night?

Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.