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Watchdog Jokes

Which dog can tell time?

A watchdog.

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What do you call a dog wearing a watch?

You would call it a dog. A dog wearing a watch is not a watchdog.

Why does the Hound of the Baskervilles turn round and round before he lies down for the night?

Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog?

A terrified postman.

What time is it when your watchdog lets a robber take the family silver?

Time to get a new watchdog.

What goes "Tick Tock, woof woof"?

A watchdog.

Why did the dog run in circles?

He was a watchdog and needed winding.