What goes "Tick Tock, woof woof"?

A watchdog.

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Why does the Hound of the Baskervilles turn round and round before he lies down for the night?

Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.

What do you call a dog wearing a watch?

You would call it a dog. A dog wearing a watch is not a watchdog.