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Why does the Hound of the Baskervilles turn round and round before he lies down for the night?

Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.

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Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?

He couldn't see himself doing it

What's the big deal about Jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...

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HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

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Russel.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

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A Rastapartying

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A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

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To Chicago

What does a tree say after it gets knocked over by the wind?

I went out on a limb.

Watchdog Jokes More Watchdog Jokes

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A terrified postman.

What time is it when your watchdog lets a robber take the family silver?

Time to get a new watchdog.

Hound Jokes More Hound Jokes

Why does the Hound of the Baskervilles turn round and round before he lies down for the night?

Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.

Whom hath released the hounds?

Whom Whom Whom Whom