Why does the Hound of the Baskervilles turn round and round before he lies down for the night?

Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.

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How Many Running Backs Does It Take To Turn On A Light?

Two. One to find the switch...the other to hit it.

How do you keep a blonde busy?

Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What lies upside down a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

How can you tell when a salesperson is lying?

His lips are moving.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why was the phone busy all night?

Babysitter: The fire department put me on hold.

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A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

What type of wind is named after both a cat and a bat?

Katabatic

Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?

Because you're breaking wind.

Watchdog Jokes More Watchdog Jokes

Why does the Hound of the Baskervilles turn round and round before he lies down for the night?

Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.

What do you call a dog wearing a watch?

You would call it a dog. A dog wearing a watch is not a watchdog.

Hound Jokes More Hound Jokes

Why does the Hound of the Baskervilles turn round and round before he lies down for the night?

Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.

Whom hath released the hounds?

Whom Whom Whom Whom