Why does the Hound of the Baskervilles turn round and round before he lies down for the night?

Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.

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How do you keep a blonde busy?

Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.

Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge?

Because it turns "ice" into "mice"!

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Why would a dead girl lie?

Because she can't stand up.

How do you get a ghost to lie perfectly flat?

You use a spirit level.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What did the mermaid do last Sunday night?

She went to sea a movie.

What did you call a dinosaur that keeps you awake at night?

Bronto-snore-us!

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?

Because you're breaking wind.

How do you make any watch a stopwatch?

Don't wind it.

Watchdog Jokes More Watchdog Jokes

What time is it when your watchdog lets a robber take the family silver?

Time to get a new watchdog.

Why does the Hound of the Baskervilles turn round and round before he lies down for the night?

Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.

Hound Jokes More Hound Jokes

Why does the Hound of the Baskervilles turn round and round before he lies down for the night?

Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.

Whom hath released the hounds?

Whom Whom Whom Whom