Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.
To win dough.
It turns no no no into mm mm mmmm.
Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"
A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.
Snacks that go crunch in the night.
She went to sea a movie.
A. Blew.
It's more fun to break wind
You would call it a dog. A dog wearing a watch is not a watchdog.
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