Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.
You planet! (It won't turn out well though because it has no atmosphere.)
If your gonna turn on a light... Why shade it.
They lay down on their backs and put their legs and arms toward the sky.
Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one
A hens nights
No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!
Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.
It was wound up already.
Time to get a new watchdog.
Whom Whom Whom Whom