Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.
Turn on the water.
Four feet tall, fold back teeth, flat head so you can rest your beer on it, and turns into a pizza at midnight.
3-year-old: We had to color inside the lines the WHOLE time. Me: 3-year-old: I need to lie down.
Because she kept sitting on Pinocchio's face moaning, "lie to me!"
Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
Three lines
It's more fun to break wind
Santa Ana
He was a watchdog and needed winding.
You would call it a dog. A dog wearing a watch is not a watchdog.
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