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What's the deal with lampshades?

If your gonna turn on a light... Why shade it.

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Which unit describes the intensity of light in South Africa?

Nelson Candela

How many people does it take to screw in a light?

Two, but I don't know how they'll fit inside the bulb

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So their hats are right side up when they go to aim.

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They blow when they get turned on.

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Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers?

Because only Siths deal in absolutes.

What's the deal with the phrase "door ajar"?

I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?

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What do you call a collection of Tyler Perry's movies?

Fifty Shades of Black

Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk

Lampshade Jokes More Lampshade Jokes

What's the deal with lampshades?

If your gonna turn on a light... Why shade it.

Why doesn't Anne Coulter have any loose skin?

She's afraid someone will make a lampshade out of it.