Who is always your friend at school?

Your princi-pal.

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Why don't you talk to John anymore, you used to be best friends?

Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!

Why didn't Hannibal Lecter have any friends as a kid?

He was told not to play with his food.

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How do bees go to school?

They take the buzz

Why did the piglets do badly in school?

They were all slow loiners.