Who is always your friend at school?

Your princi-pal.

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Why couldn't the Dali Lama go out and play with his friends?

Because he was grounded.

What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted?

One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)

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What is a feminists least favourite subject at school?

Triggernometry.

Why did the students need a ladder to get into school?

It was a high school.