You get a tardy grade. (that explains the joke if you don't get it.)
Benny thing happening!
It makes me laugh a little bit, in the rain.
What do you mean what do I mean?" replied the man. He went on to explain "My son has half my genes, that makes him my half-son." The woman he was talking to decided he was crazy and without replying walked past him. She looked back and noticed his neck was red, after all it was a sunny day.
Your spinning me a yarn here!
Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)
Because they always take things, literally.
A new bus.
Because he left the school.
