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What happens if you're late to extremophile school?

You get a tardy grade. (that explains the joke if you don't get it.)

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How could that have happened?

I can't understand it either because I planted cabbage!

What happened to the body builder...whose favorite gym closed down?

He was depressed.

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Wheree did the king keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u

Why was the kleptomaniac frustrated by that joke "why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

He couldn't take a joke.

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What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

Why are woman's feet always so cold in bed?

Because they have no soles. Joke my fiancee just said to me.

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Why was the broom late for school?

It over-swept

What do Mexicans write in school?

Essays.