You get a tardy grade. (that explains the joke if you don't get it.)
You bust a nut
One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.
Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.
They always take things literally.
Cugat to love my jokes!
They don't find them Hume-erous.
She was ex-spelled.
Republicans are against them and Democrats want more for schools.
