What happens if you're late to extremophile school?

You get a tardy grade. (that explains the joke if you don't get it.)

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What happens if you tell a psychiatrist you are schizophrenic?

He charges you double.

What happened!?

The American responds, "Ei ffel".

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What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

Wait, I can explain everything!

Why do people ask "what the hell were you thinking"?

Obviously, I was thinking I was gonna get away with it and not have to explain it

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What do you call a camel with 3 humps?

Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)

What does Ray Charles' fictious girlfriend and this joke have in common?

They're both gold-diggers

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What did the angry inflatable teacher say to the irresponsible inflatable child in the inflatable school?

Not only have you let me down, you've let yourself down, and you've let the whole school down!

What do Santa's little helpers learn in school?

The Elfabet!