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What happens if you're late to extremophile school?

You get a tardy grade. (that explains the joke if you don't get it.)

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What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory?

All that was left was de brie.

What happens if you feed Link some Speed?

You get a Hyperlink...

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Why don't White Elephants run?

Because they Ele-cant....Can somebody explain this to me? (Seriously, I don't get it, is it like Elegant?)

A user interface is like a joke.

If you have to explain it then it is not that good.

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Where do conspiracy theorists keep their ideas?

In a skeptic tank. (Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious feel free to suggest a better wording!)

What's the worst thing you can do when posting a joke?

Accidentally hit submit before you

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What did the buffalo say before his son left for school?

Bison

Why is a Boston painting school so special?

Because everyone there is ahtistic.