Why is it hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

They always take things literally.

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What's the difference between hiring a team to write your jokes, and the team of joke writers itself?

One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.

Why did the dad make the joke?

For the pun of it.

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When my family says things like...why don't you have kids yet?

I say "Because I didn't get drunk & do the football team, Sasha."

Whats the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?

Their knees

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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one provided there's a programmer around to explain how to do it.

Why was the kleptomaniac frustrated by that joke "why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

He couldn't take a joke.