Why is it hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

They always take things literally.

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Why was the pun so offensive?

It was homophonic.

What did the giant wave say to the man?

Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.

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What's the last thing to go through a fly's mind when it hits a windshield?

It's rear end!

Why is it the only thing a woman wants out of a man these days is security?

Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them.

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Why do you look so sad?

Boy explains his whole problem Girl: Oh, that's why you didn't notice my nail paint

What happens if you're late to extremophile school?

You get a tardy grade. (that explains the joke if you don't get it.)