Why is it hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

They always take things literally.

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What's the difference between a pun and a copy of Cliff's Notes?

A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays

Why is it hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

They always take things literally.

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Why aren't you doing very well in history?

Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!

Why did Helen Keller try lsd?

Because she was told it makes you see things!

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What dies a little, when explained about?

A joke.

Why don't White Elephants run?

Because they Ele-cant....Can somebody explain this to me? (Seriously, I don't get it, is it like Elegant?)