Why is it hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

They always take things literally.

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What do you call a mountain of puns?

Mount Cleverest

What do you get if you are telling puns while jogging?

A running joke.

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How does the Pope pay for things online?

Papal

What's the first thing an Owl asks when you trow a rock at it?

HOOO did that!

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Why do people ask "what the hell were you thinking"?

Obviously, I was thinking I was gonna get away with it and not have to explain it

What happens if you're late to extremophile school?

You get a tardy grade. (that explains the joke if you don't get it.)