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Why is it hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

They always take things literally.

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What's the difference between hiring a team to write your jokes, and the team of joke writers itself?

One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.

What do you call a mountain of puns?

Mount Cleverest

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What do you call someone who keeps trying the same thing again and again, yet expects different results?

A weapons designer for the First Order.

What is one thing that both Australians &amp Americans share the same view on?

1961

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Why was the kleptomaniac frustrated by that joke "why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

He couldn't take a joke.

Why do people ask "what the hell were you thinking"?

Obviously, I was thinking I was gonna get away with it and not have to explain it