Why is it hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

They always take things literally.

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Why can't you tell a pun to a kleptomaniac?

They take things literally.

Why are steak puns so rare?

Because they are never well done.

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How do I stay humble?

Well, it's not easy, but I start by being generally bad at almost all things.

Why did the firefly keep stealing things?

What goes "snap crackle and pop" A firefly with a short circuit!

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Whats does dissecting a frog and explaining a joke have in common?

Sure, you know how it works, but now it's dead.

Why was the kleptomaniac frustrated by that joke "why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

He couldn't take a joke.