Why is it hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

They always take things literally.

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Where do you put a hot dog?

On a pun.

Whats the problem with tainted money?

It taint yours and it taint mine :D (Puns for the win :D)

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Where are things that are very average produced?

The satis-factory.

Why was the monster standing on his head?

He was turning things over in his mind.

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What does a German say when you finally explain a funny meme to him?

Danke

Why is it hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

They always take things literally.