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Why is it hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

They always take things literally.

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What's that difference between a pun and a dad joke?

Dad jokes are punnier.

Why did the pregnant woman love to tell jokes?

Because she had a pun in the oven!

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What kind of bees hum and drop things?

A fumble bee!

What is the first thing off the truck at a trailer fire?

Lawn chair.

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What did Peyton Manning said to his younger brother about the new NFL rule?

ELI5 (explain me like I am five)

How many times does a blonde laugh at a joke?

Three times - Once when you tell it, once when you explain it, and once when she gets it.