Why is it hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

They always take things literally.

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What's the difference between a pun and a copy of Cliff's Notes?

A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays

Where do you put a hot dog?

On a pun.

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How many things do you need to change a lightbulb?

3, a person, a ladder, and another lightbulb

What do you call a person that raises the dead and also had a thing for napes?

A neck-romancer

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Why don't White Elephants run?

Because they Ele-cant....Can somebody explain this to me? (Seriously, I don't get it, is it like Elegant?)

What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late?

Your spinning me a yarn here!