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Why can't you tell a pun to a kleptomaniac?

They take things literally.

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What do you call a pun in a marathon?

A running joke

What do you call a herpes pun?

A play on warts

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What's the last thing you want to hear when you're blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson.

What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?

They're married.

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How do you know a white person is about to tell a joke?

He's looking over his shoulder

How can you tell if someone is from Texas?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you

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Why is it so hard to explain metaphors to a kleptomaniac?

Because they always take things... Literally

Why was the kleptomaniac frustrated by that joke "why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

He couldn't take a joke.