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Why is it hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

They always take things literally.

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What type of jokes do Sikhs hate?

Puns

What do you call a joke that includes a pun about weed?

OC High humor

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What do you call someone who takes things literally?

A kleptomaniac!

What's the only thing the English and French agree on?

Americans. Alternatives: What's the only thing Americans and the French agree on? The English. What's the only thing the English and Americans agree on? The French.

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What happens if you're late to extremophile school?

You get a tardy grade. (that explains the joke if you don't get it.)

Whats does dissecting a frog and explaining a joke have in common?

Sure, you know how it works, but now it's dead.