Why can't you tell a pun to a kleptomaniac?

They take things literally.

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How can U make a difference?

Good Mourning! *(this pun is baaad and I feel terrible about it)*

Where do Chinese people find work?

On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)

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What's the last thing you want to hear while using a urinal?

Nice watch

What's the only thing worse than asbestos?

Asworstos.

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How can you tell if a Mexican is feeling sad?

They're wearing a SOMBERERO

When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?

When his lips are shut.

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Why can't puns be explained to kleptomaniacs?

Because they always take things literally

Why can't you tell a pun to a kleptomaniac?

They take things literally.