Why is it hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

They always take things literally.

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What's the difference between hiring a team to write your jokes, and the team of joke writers itself?

One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.

What's pun plus pun?

Poo

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What kind of animal can record video?

A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.

Whats the first thing a woman does when she gets to the battered shelter?

The dishes if she knows whats good for her.

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What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

Wait, I can explain everything!

How many judges does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one he holds it still and the whole world revolves around him. Just one but two lawyers have to explain him how to do it.