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Why can't you tell a pun to a kleptomaniac?

They take things literally.

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Pun Jokes More Pun Jokes

What do you get if you are telling puns while jogging?

A running joke.

What's the difference between a pun and a copy of Cliff's Notes?

A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What do you call a person that raises the dead and also had a thing for napes?

A neck-romancer

What is the definition of a Freudian slip?

When you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you know if a joke has been posted on reddit before?

Oh, they'll tell you.

What's a procrastinator's favorite punchline?

I'll tell you tomorrow

Kleptomaniac Jokes More Kleptomaniac Jokes

Why is it so hard to explain metaphors to a kleptomaniac?

Because they always take things... Literally

Why can't you tell jokes to kleptomaniacs?

Because they always take things, literally.