A joke.
Danke
You get a tardy grade. (that explains the joke if you don't get it.)
Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.
Because they Ele-cant....Can somebody explain this to me? (Seriously, I don't get it, is it like Elegant?)
ELI5 (explain me like I am five)
Sure, you know how it works, but now it's dead.
IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u
Wait, I can explain everything!
The one who you have to explain the joke to.
Obviously, I was thinking I was gonna get away with it and not have to explain it
Your spinning me a yarn here!
He couldn't take a joke.
Just one provided there's a programmer around to explain how to do it.
Taco Bell for lunch
Explaining his wife.
If you have to explain it then it is not that good.
Walking.
This place rocks!
Don't worry, they've already told you the superior qualities it has over all the other smart phones by this time.
Time
YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET!!!!
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.
A morese-quito!
Who said talk is cheap
After a week he was spotless!
They have a custardy battle
Telephone, telegraph, tell a woman.
It's quite hard to find enough women willing to wear the same outfit.
Just one, she yells, "DAAAAADDY, I need a new house!"
They both need to be changed after a while for the same reason
Because there ain't no such thing as a soft 'G.'
The way they pronounce "unionized"
