Explain Jokes

Why is it hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

They always take things literally.

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What dies a little, when explained about?

A joke.

What does a German say when you finally explain a funny meme to him?

Danke

What happens if you're late to extremophile school?

You get a tardy grade. (that explains the joke if you don't get it.)

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.

What can conspiracy theorists never explain?

They say that 9/11 was an inside job... but planes fly OUTSIDE. Can't explain that

Why don't White Elephants run?

Because they Ele-cant....Can somebody explain this to me? (Seriously, I don't get it, is it like Elegant?)

What did Peyton Manning said to his younger brother about the new NFL rule?

ELI5 (explain me like I am five)

Whats does dissecting a frog and explaining a joke have in common?

Sure, you know how it works, but now it's dead.

How does Mulan's boyfriend explain himself when she caught him smoking pot?

Shanghai

Wheree did the king keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

Wait, I can explain everything!

Who laughs the last?

The one who you have to explain the joke to.

How many judges does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one he holds it still and the whole world revolves around him. Just one but two lawyers have to explain him how to do it.

Why do people ask "what the hell were you thinking"?

Obviously, I was thinking I was gonna get away with it and not have to explain it

What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late?

Your spinning me a yarn here!

Why was the kleptomaniac frustrated by that joke "why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

He couldn't take a joke.

How many members of U2 does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three to screw it in and Bono to explain it to the world.

Why do you look so sad?

Boy explains his whole problem Girl: Oh, that's why you didn't notice my nail paint

How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one provided there's a programmer around to explain how to do it.

How do you explain a man birthing a baby?

Taco Bell for lunch

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How JokeExplainBot spent his weekend?

Explaining his wife.

A user interface is like a joke.

If you have to explain it then it is not that good.

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Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Why should I shave my downstairs?

Guy: Because I don't like hair in my food.

Why was the guy from 127 Hours arrested for espionage?

He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq

Pun Jokes More Pun Jokes

What jokes do you know that can only be understood if you know two (or more) languages?

Like a joke that involves a pun on a word that has different meanings in different languages. Please tell us what languages they are in.

What's pun plus pun?

Poo

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why did the woman refuse to pay for her Brazilian waxing?

Because it was a total rip-off.

Why don't women need a watch?

There's a clock on the stove.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call a sleep walking nun?

A roamin' Catholic.

Why do the models on the catwalks always look so angry?

I would have been very happy to get paid to just walk around in fancy clothes.

Danke Jokes More Danke Jokes

What do Germans look at on the internet?

Danke memes

What do Germans say when you show them a meme?

Danke.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!

Why did the orange go to the doctor?

Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

What is your secret weapon against terrorists?

We simply reply......Chuck Norris

Which doctor?

I replied "No, a medical one."

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

Why do cows have bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work.

What muscle is most responsible for lateral rotation of the neck?

The gluteus maximus