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How many spoiled rich girls does it take......to change a light bulb?

Just one, she yells, "DAAAAADDY, I need a new house!"

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How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hella. How long does it take them Days.

How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Oh, it's a really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it.

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How many spoiled rich girls does it take......to change a light bulb?

Just one, she yells, "DAAAAADDY, I need a new house!"

How many children with Attention Deficit Disorder does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go ride our bikes!

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Where do you go when you need a sperm donation?

Sasha Grey's mouth

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

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How many acrobats does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it and one to yell "Ta-daa!" when he's done.

Why did you stop your car get out and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?

Motorist: The light just turned yellow.

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Why should you never use r/television 's fridge to store mutton?

It always spoils the GoT.

Why was Kanye's Christmas gift to Kim spoiled?

Because he's a bad wrapper

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How does Bill Gates fix a broken lightbulb?

He buys a new house.

How many spoiled rich girls does it take......to change a light bulb?

Just one, she yells, "DAAAAADDY, I need a new house!"