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How many spoiled rich girls does it take......to change a light bulb?

Just one, she yells, "DAAAAADDY, I need a new house!"

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Marines does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four, one to change it and three to comment on the changing.

How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one provided there's a programmer around to explain how to do it.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many psychiatrists does it......take to change a light bulb?

0, the light bulb has to want to change itself.

How many Will Ferrell's does it take to change a light bulb?

One, AND IT'S NOT FUNNY!

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Which is the only insect that needs to wear shoes?

Mosqui-toes.

What type of fish needs to be tuned?

Tune a fish

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

Why are the mountains in Switzerland called "the Alps"?

Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!

How can you tell two people are married?

Both are yelling at the same kid.

Spoil Jokes More Spoil Jokes

How many spoiled rich girls does it take......to change a light bulb?

Just one, she yells, "DAAAAADDY, I need a new house!"

What did the baby milk say to his older sister?

You're spoiled!

New House Jokes More New House Jokes

How many spoiled rich girls does it take......to change a light bulb?

Just one, she yells, "DAAAAADDY, I need a new house!"

How does Bill Gates fix a broken lightbulb?

He buys a new house.