How does a spoiled rich girl change a lightbulb?

She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment."

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What's the last thing you want to hear when you're blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson.

Why did the girl sit on her watch?

She wanted to be on time.

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How many eye doctors does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, or two? One, or two?

How many people with alzheimer's does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the otherside!

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Why do you keep changing a word into something that makes no sense?

You are the banner of my existence.

How many Buddhists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, change comes from within.

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How did the hermit crab show off his new apartment?

He took a shelfie.

How does a spoiled rich girl change a lightbulb?

She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment."