How many spoiled rich girls does it take......to change a light bulb?

Just one, she yells, "DAAAAADDY, I need a new house!"

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

How many black people are needed to change a light bulb?

One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.

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How long does it take Han Solo to screw in a light bulb?

Less than twelve parsecs.

How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a hardware problem.

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What time do kids need naps?

At whine o'clock.

What did the busy tailor say to the Scarecrow who needed some mending?

I can't find the twine.

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How did one goldfish get the attention of another goldfish?

He yelled, "A u, fish!"

What does a barber yell when he plays hide-and-go-seek?

Ready or not, hair I comb!

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What do you get from pampering your cow?

Spoiled milk.

How did the Mother Banana spoil the Baby Banana?

She left him out in the sun too long.

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How many spoiled rich girls does it take......to change a light bulb?

Just one, she yells, "DAAAAADDY, I need a new house!"

How does Bill Gates fix a broken lightbulb?

He buys a new house.