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What does a radical, Democrat and Republican have in common?

They both want to make money off of other people's work!

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Why didn't the Eskimo want to go hunting?

I don't know, guess he just wasn't Inuit.

What did the dragonball z fan say when he wanted to go to the toilet?

I need to goku the toilet

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How can you double your money?

Look at it in a mirror.

What's the difference between a robber and a politician?

Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.

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Why did Monica Lewinsky vote Republican?

Because Democrat left a bad taste in her mouth!

Why do Republicans use rulers?

They want everything to be straight.

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What's the difference between a Democrat and a Republican?

The election year.

What's the difference between a Republican and a Democrat?

How much damage can their Weiner make...