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Democrat Jokes

What's the difference between a Republican and a Democrat?

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What's the difference between a Democrat and a Republican?

The election year.

What does a radical, Democrat and Republican have in common?

They both want to make money off of other people's work!

Why did the Wisconsin Democrat cry?

He couldn't recall.

What's a Democrat's favorite genre of music?

Progressive rock.

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Climate Change Jokes More Climate Change Jokes

What do you call music about climate change?

An Al Gore-rhythm

Why did the climate change denier oversleep?

He wasn't worried about all that alarmism.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.

How many blind men would it take to change a light bulb?

Why would a blind man need a light bulb?

Pokemon Jokes More Pokemon Jokes

What is a terrorist favorite Pokemon move?

Self-Destruct

What Pokemon would you catch in Rio de Janeiro?

Zikachu.

Enjoy Jokes More Enjoy Jokes

What kind of cake did Noah enjoy?

Mabul cake.

Which web developer enjoys finding bugs?

A spider!

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Which playing card can turn its hand to everything?

Jack of all Spades

Why was the baguette excited for his audition?

He heard he might be playing a big roll

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What did the priest say to the child at the playgrounds?

Its a slippery slope.

What's the difference between your child and your husband?

At least you can leave your child alone with the babysit

50 Year Jokes More 50 Year Jokes

What is the definition of irony?

Having a democratic debate in a city that was destroyed by over 50 years of democratic rule.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What is the craziest/weirdest/most interesting/most unique/ uncommon phrase you've ever heard?

I am working on a project, and its going to revolve around a phrase. I need it to be really out there, yet could be used in everyday life. But honestly just give me anything you got.

Why did the fire fighter call off work to spend time with his friend?

Because...bros before hose!