What do a plumber and a walrus both enjoy?

A nice tight seal

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What do cannibals and politicians have in common?

They both enjoy handshakes.

What do call someone who takes care of reindeer and really enjoys it?

A Jolly Rancher.

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How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working?

Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer.

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What do a walrus and a ziploc bag have in common?

They both like a tight seal.

What was the Walrus doing in the Tupperware store?

Looking for the tight seal