What do a plumber and a walrus both enjoy?

A nice tight seal

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Why doesn't Jesus enjoy manicures or pedicures?

Because they always try to mess with his nails.

Do I enjoy making courthouse puns?

Guilty

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How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word, "unionized".

Why was the plumber stressed?

He had a high pressure job

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What do a plumber and a walrus both enjoy?

A nice tight seal

Where do you buy a Walrus?

Walmart!