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What do a plumber and a walrus both enjoy?

A nice tight seal

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What's white & falls from the sky?

The coming of the Lord." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!...please enjoy this tweet. I'm going to hell.

Why don't I enjoy certain middle eastern food?

Because it just makes me falafel.

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How much does a plumber make in an hour?

It depends on how much crack he can produce.

Why are Plumbers always so tired?

Because their job is draining.

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What do a walrus and a zip-lock bag have in common?

They're both looking for a tight seal.

What do a zip lock bag and a walrus have on common?

They both like a tight seal