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What do a plumber and a walrus both enjoy?

A nice tight seal

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What do you call a Messiah that enjoys pain?

A masochrist.

What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

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Why don't plumbers ride bikes?

Because they'd get arrested for peddling crack

How much does a plumber make in an hour?

It depends on how much crack he can produce.

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What do a plumber and a walrus both enjoy?

A nice tight seal

What does Tupperware and a walrus have in common?

They both like a tight seal