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What do a plumber and a walrus both enjoy?

A nice tight seal

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Why can't Intel-based phones enjoy Pokmon Go?

Because Intel Inside.

Which web developer enjoys finding bugs?

A spider!

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What vegetables do plumbers hate the most?

Leeks

How can you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

You ask them to pronounce unionize.

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What do you call a walrus that's been hit by a bus?

Dead.

What did the seal say to the walrus after dating him for three months?

I think we should sea otter people.