Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working?

Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What has 2 legs but can not walk?

A cripple.

What did one the left headphone say to the right headphone as they walked through a haunted house?

This place feels earie.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call a bunch of potheads working together?

A joint effort!

How many people work in the Lada factory?

Two. One to cut and one to glue

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What do you call a pack of sorority girls who aren't in law school?

Deez hoes ain't lawyers.

What do a sperm and a lawyer have in common?

A 1 in 3,000,000 chance of becoming a human being.

Plumber Jokes More Plumber Jokes

What's the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber?

The way they pronounce "unionized"

What do a plumber and a walrus both enjoy?

A nice tight seal

Connect Jokes More Connect Jokes

Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working?

Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer.

How do chickens connect online?

FaceBAWK!

Construction Site Jokes More Construction Site Jokes

What do you call 10 Mexican kids in a school?

A construction site

What kind of bird works on a construction site?

A Crane.