Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working?

Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call ten German men standing abreast, walking backward?

OC A receeding Herr line.

Why did the turkey walk across the road twice?

He didn't want to be called chicken

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How can you tell if a person works in HR or IT?

Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**

Why are you always rushing out of here after work?

You're single with no kids." Me: " Exactly."

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.

What do you call the amount of time it takes to win an argument with a lawyer?

An attornity.

Plumber Jokes More Plumber Jokes

What's the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber?

The way they pronounce "unionized"

Why are Plumbers always so tired?

Because their job is draining.

Connect Jokes More Connect Jokes

How do chickens connect online?

FaceBAWK!

What connects the computers in Sauron's office?

A Tolkien Ring network.

Construction Site Jokes More Construction Site Jokes

What kind of bird works on a construction site?

A Crane.

Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working?

Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer.