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Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working?

Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What's red and goes "Oh, Oh, Oh!"?

Santa walking backwards.

Why does the Spanish dude keep walking left?

Because izquierda going right.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why doesn't democracy work in China?

Because no one wants to hold an erection.

What do you call a stoner working at a repair shop?

High maintenance

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You should take your workboots off before you jump on a trampoline.

What is the proper weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds.......not counting the urn!

Plumber Jokes More Plumber Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

What do a plumber and a walrus both enjoy?

A nice tight seal

Connect Jokes More Connect Jokes

What's the best dating service in India?

Connect the dots. (I'll see my self out.)

What's the difference between USB and USA?

One connects to all your devices and access your data, one connects to all your devices and access your data.

Construction Site Jokes More Construction Site Jokes

What kind of bird works on a construction site?

A Crane.

What do you call 10 Mexican kids in a school?

A construction site