Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working?

Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the blind man say when he walked past the fish market?

Is this a tumblr meetup?

What has two legs but can't walk?

A dead duck.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call a polar bear who works for Fox News?

A bad news bear

What did the windmill say to the windmill engineer?

I'm a big fan of your work

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

How can you tell a lawyer is lying?

Other lawyers look interested.

What professional hates going to the bar?

A lawyer

Plumber Jokes More Plumber Jokes

What do a plumber and a walrus have in common?

They both like a good, tight seal.

How do you tell the difference between a scientist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

Connect Jokes More Connect Jokes

What connects the computers in Sauron's office?

A Tolkien Ring network.

When The NSA is Monitoring Your Computer?

The power is on and you're connected to the internet.

Construction Site Jokes More Construction Site Jokes

What kind of bird works on a construction site?

A Crane.

Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working?

Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer.