What has two legs but can't walk?

A dead duck.

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Why do moths fly with their legs spread?

Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?

What's got two legs and bleed a lot?

Half-a-dog!

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A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here

What do women and linoleum have in common?

If you lay them just right you can walk on them for years.

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What bring a dead duck back to life?

A dead bullfrog.

What has two legs but can't walk?

A dead duck.