What has two legs but can't walk?

A dead duck.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.

How do you keep your hair from blowing everywhere when you drive in a convertible?

Cross your legs

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What do you say when your mom walks in on you fapping?

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

How much for the giant, walk-in medicine cabinet?

Sir, this is a liquor store.

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What has two legs but can't walk?

A dead duck.

What bring a dead duck back to life?

A dead bullfrog.