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What has two legs but can't walk?

A dead duck.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled behind a boat?

Skip

What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.

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What does the blind say when he walks past the fish market?

Hello ladies.

What works in a circus walks a tightrope and has claws?

An acrocat!

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What bring a dead duck back to life?

A dead bullfrog.

What has two legs but can't walk?

A dead duck.