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What has two legs but can't walk?

A dead duck.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water?

Bob

What do they have for lunch at Monster School?

Human beans boiled legs pickled bunions and eyes-cream.

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Why do boys walk fast and girls speak more?

Because boys have one extra leg and girls have one extra mouth.

What do you call 2 doctors walking together?

Pair-o-Medics

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What bring a dead duck back to life?

A dead bullfrog.

What has two legs but can't walk?

A dead duck.