What does Reddit and Dating have in common?

It wastes your time and you walk away with either tears or a slight chuckle.

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Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

Who's there? Dave. Dave who?

Dave promptly burst into tears as not everyone in the world knew Dave.

Why didn't the bear from the revenant win the Oscar?

Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies?

Should we walk home or take a dog

Why did the bank drive-up window teller have tire tread marks across the back of his grey suit?

From crawling across the street when the sign said: "Don't Walk."

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time does Sean Connery leave to go to Wimbledon?

Tennish.

What dog can tell the time?

A watch dog!

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

What do you get when you cross reddit and a weekend?

No new messages.

Why does Reddit have so many reposts?

Because you already read-it.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

Why didn't the girl go on a date with the artist?

Because he was sketchy.

What did the Siamese twins from Iowa tell their date?

It's February 1st. You going to caucas or not

Waste Jokes More Waste Jokes

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

What do you do in the bathroom if you are trying to waste time?

Stall