What does Reddit and Dating have in common?

It wastes your time and you walk away with either tears or a slight chuckle.

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Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

What did the ancient Greek mother say when her sons toga got torn?

Euripides, Eumenides

What did the ocean said to the river when they parted ways?

Nothing, he was just full of tears

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the ant say when he walked into the insurance office?

Insure ants?

Which one is the 'in' door?

Let me show you", says the manager, and 'e walks in.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

How do Mexican peanuts tell time?

Cacawatches

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

What did the mods say when they found me giving Reddit gold to my alt account?

He who smelt it, dealt it.

What do you award to someone who comments in a thread from a month ago?

Reddit Old

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

Why was Harry Potter hufflepuffed after his date with Hermione?

She wouldn't let his ravenclaw slytherin her Gryffindor.

What's the best part about dating 26 year olds?

There's twenty of them.

Waste Jokes More Waste Jokes

What is it called when a bunch of people, all under 5'2", go to a raging party?

High wasted shorts!

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.