What does Reddit and Dating have in common?

It wastes your time and you walk away with either tears or a slight chuckle.

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Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and baby Alien?

One bursts into tears. The other bursts out of tears

What do you give someone who is about to tear up?

Tape

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What walks on eight legs until the age of one, four legs until the age of twenty, and two legs after?

The Weasley twins

What'll you have?

A tachyon walks into a bar.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What's the worst part about getting a lung transplant?

The first couple of times you cough, the loogeys aren't yours!

What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?

When the power goes off.

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

What do you call a joke that gets posted over and over again on reddit?

Al-redi-reddi-tt.

How can you tell if someone's a redditor,in real life?

Ask them if they're on reddit. I'm sorry.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What did Jay Z call his girlfriend when they were dating?

A Feyonce

What's the best part about dating a homeless girl?

You can drop her off anywhere!!

Waste Jokes More Waste Jokes

What do you do in the bathroom if you are trying to waste time?

Stall

Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.