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What do you give someone who is about to tear up?

Tape

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My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

What do you give someone who is about to tear up?

Tape

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Whoa. There are books on TAPE?

Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.

How does Planned Parenthood paint their walls?

They go to Home Depot, get paint and rollers Sometimes they hire private contractors Lots of paint and tarps and tape, it's not that fun