What do you give someone who is about to tear up?

Tape

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What do you call a tear in the American flag?

An old glory hole.

Why was the Berlin Wall torn down?

It didn't match with the Iron Curtains.

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Why did this adhesive strip quit his work?

He just couldn't tape it anymore..

Where were u on the night of the 3rd?

Stabbing a homeless man. "Louder for the tape " Wrapping a boneless ham. As a gift.