Why was the marshmallow stuck to the tree?

It was taped.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why was Edward stuck at the Russian airport?

Because he was Snowden.

What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How do trees access the internet?

They log on

What chews on trees and sings?

Justin Beaver

Marshmallow Jokes More Marshmallow Jokes

How many marshmallows does it take to get to the moon?

Purple, there are no bones in ice cream!

Why was the marshmallow stuck to the tree?

It was taped.

Tape Jokes More Tape Jokes

Why couldn't the cat speak?

The dog taped his mouth.

Why did this adhesive strip quit his work?

He just couldn't tape it anymore.