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Why was the marshmallow stuck to the tree?

It was taped.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on the new Top Gear?

It doesn't make sense, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear

What do you call a cow stuck in a hurricane?

A milkshake.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

When is a tree it's loudest?

When it begins to bark.

What did the tree do when the bank closed?

It started its own branch

Marshmallow Jokes More Marshmallow Jokes

Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow?

So that he didn't fall in the hot cocoa.

Why can you trust chocolate but not marshmallow?

Because chocolate doesn't make a peep.

Tape Jokes More Tape Jokes

What do you call Quicksilver when he's duct taping people's mouths?

A running gag.

Why couldn't the cat speak?

The dog taped his mouth.