Why was the marshmallow stuck to the tree?

It was taped.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why are giraffes such good friends?

They are always willing to stick their neck out for you.

Why did the gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chickens foot.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do people and trees have in common?

They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

What emotion does a tree feel every spring?

Relief

Marshmallow Jokes More Marshmallow Jokes

Why can you trust chocolate but not marshmallow?

Because chocolate doesn't make a peep.

Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow?

So that he didn't fall in the hot cocoa.

Tape Jokes More Tape Jokes

Why did this adhesive strip quit his work?

He just couldn't tape it anymore.

Whoa. There are books on TAPE?

Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.