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Why was the marshmallow stuck to the tree?

It was taped.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why was Edward stuck at the Russian airport?

Because he was Snowden.

How is a chronic disease unlike the 9th Doctor, but like the 10th Doctor?

It sticks around for more than 1 Season, and doesn't want to go.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What is green, fuzzy and very deadly if it falls on you out of a tree?

A pool table.

How does a tree access the internet?

It logs on.

Marshmallow Jokes More Marshmallow Jokes

Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow?

So that he didn't fall in the hot cocoa.

How many marshmallows does it take to get to the moon?

Purple, there are no bones in ice cream!

Tape Jokes More Tape Jokes

What's the difference between a wide receiver and Ray Rice's wife?

The NFL will review the tape of the wide receiver getting hit

How do you fix a broken website?

With stick e-tape.