Why was the marshmallow stuck to the tree?

It was taped.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Where did the glue go on vacation?

Nowhere! He just stuck around!

What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?

Shiver me timbers!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why was the marshmallow stuck to the tree?

It was taped.

Why did Pete Carroll find Marshawn Lynch in a tree?

I'm just here so I don't get find.

Marshmallow Jokes More Marshmallow Jokes

How many marshmallows does it take to get to the moon?

Purple, there are no bones in ice cream!

Why can you trust chocolate but not marshmallow?

Because chocolate doesn't make a peep.

Tape Jokes More Tape Jokes

Why did this adhesive strip quit his work?

He just couldn't tape it anymore.

Whoa. There are books on TAPE?

Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.