Why was the marshmallow stuck to the tree?

It was taped.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What kind of alcohol gets stuck in your head for days?

Red Red Wine!

Why are so many Italians named Tony?

Because when they immigrated from Italy, customs stuck a label on their lapel reading ToN.Y.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do you call a tree that you can fit in your hand?

A PALM TREE!!!

Why did the tree install solar panels?

It wanted to be a power plant.

Marshmallow Jokes More Marshmallow Jokes

Why was the marshmallow stuck to the tree?

It was taped.

What is the difference between camping and being homeless?

Marshmallows

Tape Jokes More Tape Jokes

Whoa. There are books on TAPE?

Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.

Why couldn't the cat speak?

The dog taped his mouth.