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Why was the marshmallow stuck to the tree?

It was taped.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.

What do you call a cow that's swallowed a stick of dynamite?

Abominable.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why does lightning always strike trees?

They are the path of leaf resistance.

How can transportation be improved in Harlem??

By moving the trees closer together.

Marshmallow Jokes More Marshmallow Jokes

Why can you trust chocolate but not marshmallow?

Because chocolate doesn't make a peep.

What is the difference between camping and being homeless?

Marshmallows

Tape Jokes More Tape Jokes

What do you call Quicksilver when he's duct taping people's mouths?

A running gag.

What kind of tape do kidnappers use?

AbDUCT tape